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1h (9/16 23:44). 74758355 8 Re - 0 Img JPG 36KB (820 × 713) 1658622835570632.jpg My gf stopped being enby thanks to other gay people and the barbie movie >be me >have qt 3.14 gf for the first time >turns out she is nonbinary >that's fine I dont care >been together for almost 2 years >she decides she wants to go to one of those gay-alliance clubs at school since she doesn't have friends >support her and to tell me how it goes >after 2-3 hours she comes back >awkward look on her face >she tells me about how awkward and cringe everyone was : >one person she couldn't tell if he was a trooner or a really ugly gay man >the club president confessed to drawing i----- TMNT p--- on twitter >everyone used weird terms >after talking about it she finally tells me >"anon, I think I'd rather be a girl again. I don't want to be those people." >sweet, full time gf now >"I've been feeling this way since we watched the Barbie movie too, but this is the final straw." I guess the barbie movie did something good for me after all. And god, she's one of the sweetest girls I know, I can't imagine how awful that club is KEK Either way, I'm happy she's my real gf now

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG Anonymous im sory frens 10/10/20(Sat)09:20:40 No.60408703 Anonymous im sorry frens >be me >feel sad and lonely >get an idea greentexts >actually doing pretty good in the karma department >tfw realising it didnt make me feel any better >steal greentexts and get reddit upvotes >i have stolen around a hundred 10/10/20(Sat)09:20:58 No.60408705 10/10/20(Sat)09:27:37 No.60408766 >be me >steal ops greentext and post it on reddit lol get bitched seethecel

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zHawHTTq PL 5m (9/17 1:42) · 18709523 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 304KB (840 × 859) view-samegoogleiqdbsaucenao-apu-apu staja-tongue-please-be-patient-i-have-au tism-pepe-11563161466cxvnjiedzq.png >be me >want to have children >hate women what do? :

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: Anonymous How to prenk Step 1: 54 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)22:15:58 No.851084157 >be me, in the kitchen >see little brother >he ripped a sugar packet open and just ate it >confused.wma >an idea pops in my head >"Hey little bro want to taste something sweeter than sugar?" >"Okay anon" >hand him bottle of vanilla extract >tell him to smell it first >he takes a big gulp He isn't talking to me View Thread

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30m (9/16 22:46).74757791 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 29KB (625 × 310) chrome_2023-09-16_13-14-14.png >offer "free" healthcare >get surgery ●●● Free healthcare is just a prime example of the monkey's paw curling ⠀ >provide s----- support and therapy from overworked and understaffed nurses and doctor >they discharge you as soon as you are not dying or immobile >suffer at home needing 2 people to carry you out of bed just to go to the commode >have to pay an arm and a leg for any individual physical recovery program

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>THOUGH 1h (9/16 20:35) · 74756555 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 23KB (500 × 250) 1694640737244.png >be me, shave every now and then >in the last few weeks ive had to do it more and more >wake up >shave facial hair until clean and smooth >3 hour nap >it f------ grew back >it's all there again >all of it ●●● >I can grow a full beard in a month What the f--- do I do with this power?

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG 09/16/23(Sat)09:22:15 No.906166940 >7 years ago, immigrate to Canada >get a house >some device that was already plugged in before we moved there kept making a beep sound every other day or so >dad unplugs it >says the battery is probably down What was that? Over the years that I lived there, | became significantly more retarded, was that a retard gas in the house alarm?

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Anonymous 38174160 153.5 kB PNG 1 REPLY 2 mins ago >almost 2 weeks into nofap >liking traps less and less. It dawned on me that boipussy is actually just man ass, I feel sick. 0 IMAGES REPLY

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File: 1694275052055600m.jpg (119 KB, 634x1024) Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)16:54:15 No.187301919 >>187301977 >>187302022 >>187302033 >>187302039 >>187302143 >>187302166 >>187302171 >>187302198 >>187302201 >>187302258 >>187302386 >>187302483 >>187302553 >>187302809 >>187302826 >>187302918 >>187302924 >having a conversation with a female coworker >we are both somewhat into history/geography and what not >she asks what's my favorite chinese dynasty >I answer the ming dynasty >she's visibly disappointed What was the correct answer? I think I might have ruined my chances with her

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A true story from my youth >be me >extremely depressed with crippling anxiety >finally decide to end it all >take lots of Xanax and wash it 25 KB PNG down with a handle >pass the f--- out >parents find me and rush me to hospital >unfortunately the doctor saves me >two cops come into room and ask me to take drug test >walk to bathroom with dad, qt nurse, and two cops >still extremely intoxicated >me to nurse "can you jack me off?" >dad in shock "did he really just say that?" >nurse "yes" >I don't hear my dad and I think the nurse said yes to my question >turn back to dad and say "later virgin" >mfw I called my dad a virgin

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42 KB JPG >in a coffee shop >an average looking girl is sitting alone at a table >a random attractive guy sits next to her and they act extremely friendly to each other >they also touch each other a lot >naturally get very excited >when he goes to the bathroom I walk up to her and say hi >she isn't nearly as friendly but responds >when I try to initiate small talk she isn't friendly at first, but then acts almost like a mother >When I sit next to her she stands up >I walk out of the coffee shop out of shame why does chad get to rule upon us like a king?

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: Anonymous CULTURE Young Liberal Women Are Statistically The Unhappiest And Most Mentally III Demographic In America Much data has shown that young women who identify as liberal are much less happy and fulfilled than their more conservative counterparts. There are many factors that could contribute to this divide. 429 KB JPG 09/16/23(Sat)21:05:47 No.74754968 Modern society ironically has done a very good job at making women unhappy >Most liberal media spews vitriol about men. How men are too lazy, gross, ugly, how they constantly need to step up, etc >meanwhile also saying women have no obligations, dont owe them anything >expecting men to do the heavy lifting in relationships. Women are told he needs to earn this much, be this tall, do half the housework. Etc etc etc >meanwhile any sort of standards men have like beauty, charm or raising kids is just muh soggy knees and should be shunned. That they are all beautiful or whatever >meanwhile any self improvement is pick me behavior or something and that you need to stick it too the man yooo >most women arent taught any self control or emotional control whatsoever. When women feel like s---, they make damn well sure to make it everyone elses problem. Why do you think karens exist? >they whine about how men dominate this field or men are more likely to be ceos. Not knowing how much emotional control you need to work jobs like that? >anxiety is pretty much coddled in women. Men are staring at you? Its because hes a sexist creep who needs to be kicked in the balls! What does creep mean? How dare you ask such a question you soggy knees inkwel! >political correctness keeps the above unchallenged. If you dont parrot mainstream gospel you can lose your career. Women never break out of the echo chamber since its designed for them in mind.

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D CBB41AAB-4475-4E30-AA4B-7069E79E6A68.jpg 40 KB JPG why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his c--- with liquid Kryptonite and r--- Superman in front of everyone?

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Leaving a good gf for a schizo(...) 25 KB JPG 09/16/23(Sat)10:18:34 No.906158881 >I remember texting her in the middle of my tutoring class thinking she would never respond, only to have he immediately respond in like 5 minutes (i had the biggest smile on my face for the rest of my day.) >be me >be 18 yr old >get back with a girl i broke up with once due to my borderline mentally declining mental state >skip to about 2 months >met a schizo ass girl who sent me a stray friend request out of nowhere >accepts it >she tells me she's actually a stalker and i'm stupid for accepting her request. >lets it slide >finds out she's more fun to talk to than gf, because at the time she got really busy and would often not respond to me at all >lie to myself thinking my gf hates me and that it would be better to go off with the other girl >get mad at gf over dumb and small things >rinse and repeat >dam breaks and I went full schizoid one night and deleted some messages here and there >wake up to the entire convo being deleted and finding out that I was blocked on all social media platforms >gets depressed as the sudden realization of reality in the situation hits >talk to the stalker girl as intended from the start >feel empty as f--- >realizes she's just full blown schizoid and I was a fool for succumbing to her dumb spells 2 Replies suffice to say, i still hate myself until this very day for my idiotic choices in life. View Thread

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: Anonymous 946 KB JPG god damn it i was just going to visit my friend why is it wrong to go as a young white twink to sea >>74115949 # 07/22/23(Sat)11:40:54 No.74115870 Anonymous im white and was flying solo to the philippines in a plane full of (south) east asians who were all looking at me funny and i felt weird like they were trying to pierce me with the stares for some reason Anonymous >>74115870 (OP) # You missed out on airplane bathroom o--- sex scene 32 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)11:44:17 No.74115890 07/22/23(Sat)11:58:48 No.74115949 5 Little Chuddies >>74115890 # 5 little gookies f------ OP in the toilet. One fell down and bumped his head.

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42 KB JPG >halloween >some guy gives me a caramel apple >bite into it >it's actually a caramel onion >everyone laughing >am 5 >don't get the joke >happily eat my delicious candied onion >laughter turns to confusion >"that's an onion, buddy...." >"I like it!" >adults all visibly disappointed Fate's die was cast, Halloween 1995.

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Anonymous 191 KB PNG 09/16/23(Sat)21:56:13 No.74755323 >When I'm with you, I am calm. >When I laugh with you, I am happy. >When I see you, I want to paint a thousand pictures. >And when I talk to you, I want to write a story that never ends. View Thread

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: Anonymous 23/07/23(Sun)02:14:55 No.15257668 >At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel 113 KB JPG >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first novel >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? : Anonymous 23/07/23(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 64 KB JPG I'm happy >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 # >>15260083 #

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Board /b/ - Random Anonymous (ID: 86Cv+14z 38 KB JPG Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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26m (9/16 11:18).906152257 0 Re - 0 Img PNG 44KB (657 × 657) e07b20ffd67e495e5f6325dd395d0ac7.p ng >Be me. >At a stop sign >Person behind me honks >Me C---.... :

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