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: Anonymous 296 KB PNG w--... 05/14/24(Tue)09:20:42 No.35779789 >talk to based, redpilled, trad girl >find out that she is "dysphoric" and wants to be a man ok, plenty more fish in the sea >talk to other based, redpilled, trad girl she "hates being a foid" and wants a male body >find another based, redpilled, trad girl >extremely misogynistic and makes fun of genderqueers >also admits to being "somewhat non-binary" and wanting a penis can someone please explain why this keeps happening? i'm scared... : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:13 No.35779801 The Devil has played his most powerful hand when he invented the cult of transgenderism. : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:59 No.35779804 im based redpilled and trad and i'm mtf you should pick me

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"Hey want to come build a big bomb for us?" "Okay sure" "AAAAAAAAAAAA NO I KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED" 1608051443061.png 124 KB PNG >I willingly helped inventing the most destructive weapon on earth and now I feel bad about it how could this happend to mee AAAAAA I have become deatherino

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>>77442215 # here I'll tell my story >be me >in elementary >12 years >nothing happens >go to highschool >absolutely nothing happens >one day graduate >go to uni >zero things happen for 4 years >get diploma, get a job >at my job one day >literally nobody pays attention to me, nothing happens >go on dating apps >nope, nothing and there it is >>77445981 # >>77447083 #

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Anonymous (ID: Q0n2TMO6 19 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed)21:42:38 No.468114456 >be boomer >walk into place you want to work and talk to manager >hired and start job next day >be zoomer >apply online with a resume >have to write a unique cover letter >have to do a cognitive test >have to do a numeracy and literacy test >have to do an interview first to see if you're fit for the "final" interview >finally get to the actual interview and some f-----, minority or woman is already ahead of you because of diversity >don't get hired Why the f--- are boomers and gen x gatekeeping jobs? They didn't have to do any of the s--- we do.

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Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No. 16426614 File1317006946.jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) >Max out bluff >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs >Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior" "ROAR" *shrug*

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: Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)08:53:15 No.199140470 Tok sta witch.png 524 KB PNG >Do you know what makes me special? I'm a queer, and I'm a WIIIIIIIIII ||||||||TCHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anonymous GHOST CHASER 61 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed) 17:46:17 No.77500583 >spend many years with games and anime >get older >realize I don't really have anything or anyone in terms of wealth, prospects or friendships >realize that the world is full of toil and all kinds of stuff you need to set up ahead of time (savings, insurance, pension, etc) >everything compounds >realize even building relationships is a chore >the only skillset that seems to matter in life is regular, constant diligence >just show up and put in the work bro >ponder my trajectory for a moment >get sad >order food and watch a movie I wonder how I became like this. Neither school nor parents nor friends managed to exorcize it from me.

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Anonymous (ID: Q0n2TMO6 19 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed)21:42:38 No.468114456 >be boomer >walk into place you want to work and talk to manager >hired and start job next day >be zoomer >apply online with a resume >have to write a unique cover letter >have to do a cognitive test >have to do a numeracy and literacy test >have to do an interview first to see if you're fit for the "final" interview >finally get to the actual interview and some f-----, minority or woman is already ahead of you because of diversity >don't get hired Why the f--- are boomers and gen x gatekeeping jobs? They didn't have to do any of the s--- we do.

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[Deleted] Anonymous (ID: 9yj637rn) 04/27/24(Sat) 19:09:33 No.466339924 >>466340020 >>466340234 >>466339590 > Иelgium thinks a s--- meme card means anything? Refineries are easily repairable and serviceable in Russia. Also allies provide the missing production as repairs happen. Fake nations, faker than ukraine, like (you) are irrelevant anyways. Иelgium Shift 合 Ctri I E R T Y U Ц > K E H г S D F G H J Φ bl B A п P O N X C V B N Я 4 C M И T M b Alt

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: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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Anonymous 64 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed)11:45:35 No.31255834 P--- addiction and low self esteem has made it to where >If someone makes me angry, I get intrusive thoughts of them f------ my girlfriend and I feel like killing myself >I can't look at a black person without fetishizing them, or not get set into internal panic seeing an interracial couple. >I have trouble with staying hard and my brain will intentionally try to send me boner killing imagery anytime I'm trying to have sex because of what I assume are masochist tendencies Is it over? I wanted to try therapy but someone told me that therapy couldn't help any of this and that they don't know anything beyond mild social issues. 2 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: BBH3/Mhz 253 KB JPG said anything 05/14/24(Tue)20:21:16 No.20294931 >go to job interview >have all this s--- I was prepared to say in response to behavioral questions, what are your strengths and weaknesses, what are your hobbies, etc. >interviewer just talks about the job for an hour >leave after an hour and haven't >you will hear back from us in two to three weeks anon

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Anonymous (ID: ZX8HLjnM 05/15/24(Wed)07:47:13 No.468064636 File: 1714768897642005.jpg (46 KB, 640x671) TRANSLATED BY MEMRI TV قصبة اليوم TRANSLATED BY Of course, we do support this LGBT movement. TV ميمري MEMRI' اليوم That is, "Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv." قصة اليم >>468051693 Does anybody have the memri of a woman says I was talking to my neighbor and the next panel is Who is

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 704 KB JPG 05/14/24(Tue)04:07:33 No.77487929 Personally I think I have a really small d--- but every girl I've been with says It's a good size and thickness. 5 inches and I do pass the toilet paper tube test. Maybe Im just a good f--- idk but I really think my d--- is below average. The real problem now is the scars from masturbating too much and then trimming off the hard skin with my gundam nippers. >>77488272 # >>77488282 # >>77492077 # >>77493510 # >>77495135 #

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Anonymous (ID: 3/5fsvuX) 35 KB PNG girl good friend 05/14/24(Tue)18:43:10 No.20294188 >be me 18 years old, 120 pounds, actually insane, radiohead fan >prom is coming >I get voted king >I have nobody to go with >people voted me as a joke >ask 3 girls who all say no >ask brazillian foreign exchange >she says no she wants someone who she can actually date to go with, she said she wanted a man to go with. Chooses a guy in the grade below her. >breaks my heart >cry in bathroom stall >eat kfc >go to park 1 hour away later that day with friends >they offer me weed >be me never smoked, thinking itd make me feel better >I take it >have an asthma attack >On ground dying for 20 minutes. >friends leave me there and go to someones house. >can't breathe >throw up on myself >lady sees and calls the cops. >I run and hide in my car on the floor, tinted windows and all. >look up see 2 cop cars, they're walking around looking for me. >starving, eat swedish fish >can't drive away because Im high >throw up >paranoia >throw up more > be me with crohns > s--- my pants for the first time >realize I ate kfc >I start hallucinating eyeballs and little people walking >I fall to sleep >wake back up >parents worried >they come and pick me up >back home >weed wears off and I cry in my bed Never getting high or talking to girls again.

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: Anonymous I don't know what to feel 5 KB PNG >be me 05/14/24(Tue)17:39:24 No.11505500 >be Asian, 24, normal sized d--- >6 inch at best >Started dating a girl, she's 24 also >She's a massive LOTR geek. >Don't really care much for LOTR but I understand being a geek about something >Similar hobbies, connected well >2 months in, we about to get feisty >Boner hard, balls packed to the brim >Before sex she told me she's into cosplay/roleplay >Agree cause sex >Dressed up as frodo >She gets wet so f------ fast >Feels great man >Pulls down my pants >Saw my 6 inch asian p----- >Shocked not in a goodway >"Is it too small?" My confidence about to shatter >"No anon, it's too big for a hobbit, it's not supposed to be this big" >"Confuse.jpeg >Sex didn't continue >Stopped dating soon after I don't know what to feel bros, should I feel happy or sad? Task failed successfully? What the f--- should I feel?

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