No Lube, No Protection, All Night All Day
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No Lube, No Protection, All Night All Day is a copypasta used to label a person or character as attractive, implying that they'd have passionate and unprotected intercourse with them. The origin of the copypasta was a reply on Twitter / X in mid-2023. Going into the year and early 2024, the copypasta saw usage across social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok as a spam comment, specifically within the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom, often centering on posts and edits of the character Satoru Gojo.
Origin
On May 9th, 2023, X[1] user @lazypancake111 replied to a tweet[2] from @PopBase regarding American actor Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child at the age of 79. @lazypancake111 wrote:
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while I gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
Over eight months, the reply received roughly 5,400 likes (shown below). It is currently the first-known usage of the copypasta.
Spread
Going into mid-2023, the reply was copied and pasted by many on X[3] for other replies, spreading its usage as a copypasta. By late 2023, usage of the copypasta became increasingly viral, evident in a reply shared by X[3] user @nanamiwidow on September 19th, 2023, regarding a picture of Satoru Gojo, gaining over 1,200 likes in four months (shown below, left).
On September 23rd, 2023, X[4] user @diorrfairy posted a quote about The Bear actor Jeremy Allen White, using the copypasta. It received over 430 likes in four months (shown below, right).
During the same timeframe, the copypasta inspired viral content on TikTok. For instance, on July 27th, 2023, TikToker[5] @whyyjake posted a video in which he was green-screened in front of a DM he'd received that read the copypasta. The video gained over 85,900 plays and 17,100 likes in six months (shown below, left).
By late 2023, the copypasta had seemingly become associated with the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom, evident in a video shared by TikToker[6] @dumb.august on December 28th, 2023, who showed an extended version of the copypasta in the comment section of an Instagram[8] Gojo edit, gaining over 10,600 and 660 likes in one month (shown below, right).
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@dumb.august Guilty ❤️ #gojousatoru #gojo #gojoedit #jjk #jujutsukaisen #instagram #reelsinstagram #fyp #fypシ #trending #foryoupage #foryou #gojousatoru #satoru #geto #nanamikento #anime ♬ original sound – August ☆
In November 2023, alternate versions of the copypasta started to spread on social media, such as one shared by X[7] user @wikurizky on November 9th, 2023, which received over 1,700 likes in two months and read:
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bed, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air and scream.
Shown in TikToker[6] @dumb.august's video, two comments from the comment section of a viral Instagram Reel posted by Instagram[8] @savx.yz spawned another, extended copypasta, reading:
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, well I guess for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic. well I guess for air. scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy backwards, sidewayapside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most curling, back arching, leg shaking, throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, I watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw-dropping, hair. pulling, teeth jitterbug, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity define, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone. breaking, World ending, black hole creating, Universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, did electable, unbelievable, body numbing, barkworthy, can't walk, nodding, Soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, she's soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, I widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain. cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feet beautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomena breathtaking*foams mouth* GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WooF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME OW0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR. *sniffs* BARK SO AMAZING GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOM BARK RUFF GRRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRE RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRR RRE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERERRRRRRRR RRR RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERR ERR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRR RRR ERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE EE ERRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR GROWL SNARL BARK BARK BARK GREEEAAAAT RR ROUGH RUFF HRRR WOOf BARK BARK WOOF SNARL GROWL GRRRRRRRR GRGRG RUFF WOOF WOOF
In early 2024, the copypasta continued to spread on Twitter / X.[9] It also circulated on Tumblr. [10]
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External References
[1] X – @lazypancake111
[3] X – @nanamiwidow
[4] X – @diorrfairy
[6] TikTok – @dumb.august
[7] X – @wikurizky
[10] Tumblr – randomshyperson
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