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Starbucks Order Parodies

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Updated May 05, 2021 at 03:22AM EDT by andcallmeshirley.

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Starbucks Order Parodies refers to a series of tweets spoofing an extraordinarily long Starbucks order that may have been inspired by a TikTok trend encouraging customers to get elaborate orders from the coffee chain. After a particularly elaborate order went viral on Twitter, people parodied the order by replacing its contents with various copypastas.

Origin

On May 1st, 2021, Twitter user @ProjectJosiee[1] posted an order of Starbucks coffee they made that featured an extraordinary amount of specifications. The tweet gained over 52,000 retweets and 335,000 likes (shown below).


Josie @ProjectJosiee On todays episode of why i wanna quit my job. Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 Edward * Vt Crml Crnch Frap 5 Banana Ex Caramel Drizzle Extra Whip Extra lce Ex Cinn Dol Top 7 pumps Add Dk Cml Sa Ex Caramel Crunch 1 pump Honey Blend Ex Sitd Bm Btr 5 pumps Frap Rst Cof 7 Add Frapp Chips Heavy Cream Double Blended 01-May-2021 6:45:10 PM Store 6961 Mobile > MOBILE <

Spread

As the tweet spread around Twitter, the word "Edward" trended as people commented on the customer's order. Soon, users began posting parodies of the order using famous copypastas. For example, on May 3rd, 2021, user @weirdwithwords[2] posted an example featuring requests to a sex worker, gaining over 5,000 retweets and 57,000 likes (shown below, left). The same day, user @elliottgray[3] posted an example featuring the Whether We Wanted It Or Not copypasta, gaining over 460 retweets and 4,300 likes (shown below, right).


Item: 1 of 2 Items in order: 2 *Ash* Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your p---- from the front and one where it's spread a bit open? can get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic AV of you doing a kissing fto qu face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your p---- and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in A Time: 1:50:41 PM >MOBILE< Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 Zavala* Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Various Examples


Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 Wasp C Wasp Cup Wascup Waxp Cúp Vt Cup Of Water No Water Wasp 413 49 PM CAFE 1633 Item: 1 of 1 Items in order: 1 * Edward * Vt Crml Crnch Frap 5 Banana Ex Caramel Drizzle Extra Whip Extra lce Ex Cinn Dol Top 7pumps Add Dk Cml Sa and there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame 01-May-2021 6:45:10 PM Store 6961 Mobile > MOBILE < DECAF Item: 1 of 4 Items in order: 4 * Sam Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail Lete waitress's breasts. He also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth Item: 1 of 2 Items in order: 2 #Ash* LIFE IN THIS SOCIETY BEING, AT BEST, AN UTTER BORE AND NO ASPECT OF SOCIETY BEING AT ALL RELEVANT TO WOMEN. THERE REMAINS TO CIVIC- MINDED. RESPONSIBLE, THRILL-SEEKING FEMALES ONLY TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT, ELIMINATE THE MONEY SYSTEM, AV INSTITUTE COMPLETE AUTOMATION AND DESTROY THE MALE SEX. Time: 1:50:41 PM >MOBILE< Item: 1 of 2 Items in order: 2 Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at klutch, Ron was AVA holding hands and dancing with a female and took ob o down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth Iime: 1:50:41 PM >MOBILE< Item: 1 of 2 Items in order: 2 *Ash* The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical AVA to qu suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation Time: 1:50:41 PM >MOBILE<

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External References

[1] Twitter – @ProjectJosiee

[2] Twitter – @WeirdWithWords

[3] Twitter – elliottgray

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