'Tortoise Sex face' is a meme that originated on /sp/ in May of 2013. During the 2013 playoff final between Watford and Crystal Palace, an anon posted an image of a tortoise in his next door neighbours garden having sex with a shoe. Naturally this recieved several replies due to the hilarity of the image and more importantly the smile on the face of the Tortoise, indicating it was enjoying having sex with the shoe.

/sp/'s hilarious culture snapped into action and instantly created several Kornheisers about the image to provide /sp/ with a great deal of fun and laughter. It was so far one of the most epic days in /sp/ history, and a great deal (over 9000) lols were has