You Fool! I Have 70 Alternative Accounts!

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Updated Jan 29, 2025 at 10:55PM EST by LiterallyAustin.

Added Oct 26, 2020 at 11:00AM EDT by DeletoMemeyo.

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You Fool! I Have 70 Alternative Accounts! is a audio clip taken from YouTube channel SnapCube where Alfred Coleman improvises dialogue over a cutscene from Sonic Adventure 2, acting as the villainous Dr. Robotnik AKA Eggman, saying he has 70 alternatives accounts on Twitter when another person acting as the edgy and serious Shadow The Hedgehog says he is about to delete Eggman's Twitter account. The scene has been remixed on YouTube and animated with other characters.

Origin

On July 18th, 2018, YouTube channel SnapCube uploaded a video in which they improvised voiceovers over the cutscenes Sonic Adventure 2, entitled "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games." By October of 2020, the video had gained over 7.4 million views (shown below). According to the credits provided by the channel, the person voicing Eggman is Twitter user PaperBoxHouse, AKA Alfred Coleman.^[1]

Eggman: MY FOLLOWER BASE!
Shadow: And they still can't figure out how to get Nazis off their site
Eggman: You son of a bitch, I'm gonna log into your Twitter and tell everyone what you said!
Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternative accounts. My finger's above the delete button, what are you going to do, with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hahahahahahaha! You fool! I have 70 alternative accounts!

Spread

In the months following the episode's release, the clip has been parodied and used in numerous animations. For example, on January 25th, 2019, YouTube channel ElementalGamer posted the 70 alternative accounts clip with text about a free trial expiring, gaining over 1.2 million views (shown below, left). On March 13th, 2020, YouTube channel Alfonso Zamorano posted the full clip of the scene (shown below, right). As of October 2020, the video has over 100,000 videos.

Popular animations of the clip include a video by cl_animatr which was posted April 26th, 2020 and gained over 290,000 views (shown below, left). ElementalGamer posted another parody of the scene using Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, gaining over 60,000 views (shown below, right).