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what i actually said: i forgot what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant Source: arfakita

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Moar:

"You can't separate the term "faggot" from homophobia."

The edgy is strong in this one.

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It really does feel like that.

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You could also add "silverware/certain pieces of food stuck in the garbage disposal" to the list.

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Why would anyone watch this show instead of porn?

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I don't know, that sounds like something out of Jojo to me

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What a sad shark

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Man, that guy Pythagoras must be fun at parties

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Happens All the Time, I Even Turn Into the Baboon...

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Bearrorists

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Also here's the commercial for the curious.

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Are you saying that without this product, we send them to insect heaven?

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And then the teacher has to yell to shut them up (moreso in middle/high school)

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AND OUR SUN SETTER COSTS UNDER $700

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what i actually said: i forgot what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant Source: arfakita

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Icecane

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Aug 28, 2015 at 05:29AM EDT

"I destroyed the very natural laws of nature and the universe so I, a male, could become pregnant. Just to defy you."

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Trollanort

Trollanort

Aug 28, 2015 at 02:17PM EDT in reply to ballstothewall

HA! And get my ass snapped in half by a 300 lb. musclebound Pro Football Player or a black lady with anger issues?
Fuck no!
(Srs tho that never works with black parents. I tried once. My mouth was sore for two weeks, I got the SOUL slapped out of me.)

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