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what i actually said: i forgot what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant Source: arfakita

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Icecane

Aug 28, 2015 at 05:29AM EDT

"I destroyed the very natural laws of nature and the universe so I, a male, could become pregnant. Just to defy you."

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Trollanort

Aug 28, 2015 at 02:17PM EDT in reply to ballstothewall

HA! And get my ass snapped in half by a 300 lb. musclebound Pro Football Player or a black lady with anger issues?
Fuck no!
(Srs tho that never works with black parents. I tried once. My mouth was sore for two weeks, I got the SOUL slapped out of me.)

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