Fire Emblem Fates Localization Controversy - Making fun of consumers that wanted petting

Your theory in a nutshell:

I'm sorry, but has this fanbase gone completely bloody insane to the point where every little quote gets blown out of proportion? Even if it IS making fun of those people who wanted skinship, tell me: are you honestly THAT offended over a tiny joke?

That's some powerful reach there, Mr Fantastic.