Virgin vs. Chad - The Chad Main Eventer VS The Virgin Jobber

The Virgin Jobber
-Almost never on TV, loses when he is
-Isn't over with the crowd
-Injury prone
-Hardly makes any money
-Has a lame finisher
-Entrance music is generic
-Probably going to get released soon

The Chad Main Eventer
-Always on TV
-Multiple time World Champion
-Entrance music was made specifically for him my a famous band
-Has never been injured in his life
-Puts on 7 star matches every night
-Fucks every female wrestler in the company on a daily basis
-WWE would go out of business if he left

The virgin nudge vs the CHAD KNOCKOVER