COMMENTARY So Help Me God, I'm Going To Eat One Of Those Multicolored Detergent Pods Dylan DelMonico 12/08/15 3:00am . SEE MORE: OPINION Anybody who knows me wil tell you the same thing: I get what I want. Whether it's food, being held, my binky, you name it-if I decide I'd like it, you damn well better believe I don't rest until I get it, one way or another. And from the very second I saw those blue and red detergent pods come out of that shopping bag last week, I knew immediately that, come hell or high water, I would eat one of those things. So with God as my witness, I swear to you: I'm going to find that container of multicolored pods, I'm going to take one out, I'm going to shove it in my mouth, and I'm going to chew it up and swallow it down, and nothing and no one is going to stand Dylan DelMonico in my way. You can't be expected to keep an eye on me 24/7, and of course, you have to sleep at some point.

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CLOROX PODS ...So PRETTY. AND EATABLE... FLORA NO! REMEMBER LHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR! DONT CARE.. PODS., XNAS STUF

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Mai-AAAH @maiyawoof *logs on to twitter and sees that tide pods are trending. Visible concern. Clicks.* Apparently, some genius made ALCOHOLIC TIDE PODS after we just convinced a whole army of people it's NOT OKAY to eat tide pods. *facepalm I'm going to bed. 4:22 AM Oct 5, 2019 Twitter Web App

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Contact your physician or your local poison control center. Also, call us at 1-800-879-8433 so we can find out how you're doing. Thanks!

Tide @tide Tide Replying to @CaliDoobiee Contact your physician or your local poison control center. Also, call us at 1-800-879- 8433 so we can find out how you're doing. Thanks!

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Our Product is absolutely not to be consumed. Plesae, if you have, drink a glass of water or milk and contact the Poison Control Center(800-222-1222) or a Doctor Immediately.

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Contact your doctor or your local poison control center. When you're feeling better, please call us at 1-800-879-8433. We're open M-F from 9-6 ET.

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Welp, it's been removed again by Instagram. But check out some of these stories being written about us and our attempt to offer an "edible alternative."

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Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn is now making Tide Pod pizza Vinnie's Pizzeria 161 likes vinniesbrooklyn Introducing: PIEd Pods. Listen. We're concerned about the youths. They're eating laundry detergent pods. We needed to do something. Our Pied Pods have that bright, alluring colors that youths crave BUT are 100% edible and 100% not poison. Plus they're delicious. They're stuffed with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni, baked to perfection and topped with melted, dyed (for that hypnotic pizzaz) cheese. We're hoping that Pied Pods will be a gateway food for kids to get back into actual food. Hope, not Soap! Only at Vinnie's Pizzeria! #vinniesbrooklyn #tidepods #piedpods #greenpoint #williamsburg #pizza #tidepod #pizza View all 16 comments

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COMMENTARY So Help Me God, I'm Going To Eat One Of Those Multicolored Detergent Pods Dylan DelMonico 12/08/15 3:00am . SEE MORE: OPINION Anybody who knows me wil tell you the same thing: I get what I want. Whether it's food, being held, my binky, you name it-if I decide I'd like it, you damn well better believe I don't rest until I get it, one way or another. And from the very second I saw those blue and red detergent pods come out of that shopping bag last week, I knew immediately that, come hell or high water, I would eat one of those things. So with God as my witness, I swear to you: I'm going to find that container of multicolored pods, I'm going to take one out, I'm going to shove it in my mouth, and I'm going to chew it up and swallow it down, and nothing and no one is going to stand Dylan DelMonico in my way. You can't be expected to keep an eye on me 24/7, and of course, you have to sleep at some point.

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