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MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Follow Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - Handsome $200 Tall $400 Nice $2 - Loves lasagna $2 Hates Mondays $1 - Is a cat named Garfield $500 - Smart

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Su(on)i @Suialii Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 has a good job $1 - is a builder $3 - can fix anything $1 his name is bob $500 - attractive 1:55 PM-25 Apr 2018

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Corey Svrcina @CoreySvrcina14 Follow Ladies, you have $12 to make the perfect man $500: Showers regularly $25: Dresses properly $1000: Tells great jokes $4: Coming out of his cage $8: He's doing just fine $75: Leaves a 20% tip

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White Walker

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Carter @Cr8rAndDogs Follow Ladies you have $15 to make the perfect man: $400 rich $500 handsome and very athletic $10 four legs $5 a good dog $150 funny :15 PM-25 Apr 2018

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Garfield

MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Follow Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - Handsome $200 Tall $400 Nice $2 - Loves lasagna $2 Hates Mondays $1 - Is a cat named Garfield $500 - Smart

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Spongebob

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Bob the Builder

Su(on)i @Suialii Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 has a good job $1 - is a builder $3 - can fix anything $1 his name is bob $500 - attractive 1:55 PM-25 Apr 2018

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Pickle Rick

renée @NOZOMITOUJOUS Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 - has a good job $1 - screams "I'm pickle rick" $3 - is a pickle $1 - His name is Rick $500 - attractive 2:56 PM- 25 Apr 2018

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Guy Fieri

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Stuart Little

eric turtle @dubstep4dads Follow ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 smart $400 smells nice $70 has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 over 6 feet tall 7:19 PM-23 Apr 2018

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Waluigi

Baby Weasel @adda boi Follow Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd: Smart $5,000 Funny $70 Athletic $150 Looks like waluigi $2 Acts like waluigi $3 4:04 PM- 13 Jan 2017

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Perfect Man

LADIES, YOU HAVE $5 TO BUILD YOUR IDEAL MAN 1. GOOD LOOKING $3 6. WEALTHY $3 2. FUNNY $1 3. SMART $1 4. GREAT IN BED $2 9 5. FAITHFUL $3 7. NO KIDS $1 8. TALL $1 GREAT BODY $2 10. ROMANTIC $2

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