J.K. Rowling Tweet Parodies - “It’s canon now, she said so.”

I like the idea that JK Rowling is actually cursed with this knowledge of the Harry Potter universe. It's not that she wants to tell people Dumbledore devoured ass as a three course meal every single day of his life, it's that she HAS to, otherwise her mind will quite literally snap in two and she'll end up killing people in a broken mindless rage.

She's decided that, at this point, her own sanity is worth far more than her legacy. Truly, a tragic individual.

Woman’s addicted to her own series like it’s cocaine.