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JUST COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP MRS. ROWLING! NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT! SIR SHE JUST TWEETED "DUMBLEDORE ATE ASS LIKE HE WAS STARVING" SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL. TAP @ADAMTOTS J.K. Rowling@jk ro... 10/0s/19 ?) Hagrid had a micropenis THE WORLD. J.K. Rowling@jkro... 10/08/19 Neville's patronus was lice .MUST KNOW J.K Rowling@jkro... 10/08/ Hermione was an antivaxxe J.K. Rowling@jk_ro... 10/08/ Hedwig was addicted to cocaine J.K. Rowling@jk_ro... 10/08/19 Trelawny was super into Autoerotic Asphyxiation

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I like the idea that JK Rowling is actually cursed with this knowledge of the Harry Potter universe. It's not that she wants to tell people Dumbledore devoured ass as a three course meal every single day of his life, it's that she HAS to, otherwise her mind will quite literally snap in two and she'll end up killing people in a broken mindless rage.

She's decided that, at this point, her own sanity is worth far more than her legacy. Truly, a tragic individual.

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