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When Santa get on a Keto Diet and create a Tinder profile after his Divorce

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Bastett @Bastett@meow.social Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas. This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents. #Christmas Dec 14, 2023, 01:04 1382
Santa has been reading your posts all year. Most of you are getting History and civics books
asher "Remember: no matter how different you are, if you prove yourself useful, you can still earn the privilege of being forced to work with your bullies."
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Uploaded Nov 04, 2019 at 08:27PM EST

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