"I attack her with my gun."
"Dood there's no guns in this game."
"I still attack with my gun."
>Points at the DM
"Stop injecting your horrible fetish into our game."

Hero shotas are some of the best shotas. All the innocence and pureheartedness with extra ass kicking.

Plus, difficult journeys always give a good excuse for big tiddy mages to hug and comfort them.