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The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures

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The Joel vs The Drake


Created by J. The Perverted Summoner Apr 07, 2020 at 02:30PM EDT

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Apr 07, 2020 at 02:30PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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nathan drake, joel miller, uncharted, the last of us, sequel, naughty dog, videogames, 3rd person shooters

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