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"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome

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HALO KSHO tomboy gf HALOOWL -steals your hoodies -childhood friend -Could beat you up then beat yoи off -will arm wrestle you -tough -Wears your clothes -probably a top

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@J. The Perverted Summoner THE CHAD GF overly masculine and overly feminine at the same time her parents simply named her "Chad" after they witnessed her striding in the womb her natural hair defy every law of gravity eternally smug smile physically impossible to avoid eye contact with her doesn't have a nose and clearly doesn't need one her noodle-arms are shapely toned "you don't think these clothes make me stand out, do you? ;^)" huge 4-fingered hands are always ready to grab the big d---- in her path OUCH! "slouched" back is actually just her massive ass serving the purpose of the spine unbreakable super-tight miniskirt doesn't limit her movements at all "hey anon, wanna play ball? I'll f------ destroy you Imao" absurd proportions leave everybody in awe when she shows up "it's okay if I'm the one on top again tonight, right? :3" sex-hunts proud Virgins only to eliminate the "Virgin" label from the face of the Earth fashionable shoes stolen directly from a Stacy that she beat up

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"drops a hobby two days after getting into it "becomes insecure and frustrated when reading about history's greatest geniuses "that doesn't make sense" "I feel like "I got a call from someone who isn't my mom, what should I do?" a fraud" "can communicate with a computer in five different languages but can't talk to a girl "I should work on my backlog" "constantly overthinks everything to the point of complete deconstruction, but never gets any useful insight from it "sorry" "has incredibly low self esteem yet at the same time feels superior to other people "do you think I'm mistyped?" "Why? There's nothing that requires me to go outside today." "Did you know (fact about some obscure subject nobody gives a s--- about)?" "Camus was a great writer but absurdism is stupid" or maybe not.. let me ponder this for half an hour and come to no meaningful conclusion whatsoever "hey look I wrote a small book about a fictional planet with its own species, cultures, geopolitics and ecosystems" it's inconsistent though so l'll start over "what do you mean escapism isn't healthy?" "acts pure but has a 10GB hentai stash and twenty /d/ tabs pinned" "alternates between impressive eloquence and being a stuttering, mumbling weirdo "should I order an onahole?" INTP bf isn't actualy anyone's bf "displays of affection seem really unnatural, how do people do it?" "I wish I could live in a cabin in the wilderness but without having to practice survival skills" "is too polite to everyone "it's 5AM why am I still awake" "walks manually "I don't understand myself." "indifferent towards everyone around him, but likes humanity as an abstract concept "still can't figure out what ideology he subscribes to after eighteen years of introspection, changes his stance every two weeks* "spends six consecutive hours listening to movie soundtracks and staring at his screen while daydreaming" *smiles uncontrollably at an inappropriate moment" "I often feel lonely but at the same time | want people to leave me the f--- alone" "How much work will it take to keep my GPA just high enough to pass?" oh well whatever happens happens

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Draka GF

DRAKA GF Want to help me fufill my duty to the race? Do you want to watch me conquer eurasia? You're cute, for a bushmen at least Do you like my new serf? the other one tried to escape, TRIED. You want to be with me? Well I could always use more janissarries! I bet I can do more pushups than you:3 When this war is over I'm taking you home. I'll keep you safe, after all nobody hurts my property! Do you love me? If not we can fix that with surgery. All my serfs say I make the best cookies Can I tattoo my name on your head? Would you like to see my plantation? No really I insist Thank the nonexistant gods that we met before your country was nuked.

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Quiet / Shy GF

- S-sorry GF - TИХОНЯ/СТЕСИЯШКА - No, let's not go to that stupid party - Anon, buy me an ice cream? *Little height and a bit childish face *Often apologizes for something she isn't blame in* It's rude to ask a girl's age... No, I'm not ten *She mentally hates the whole world (except you)* years old >: *Likes to read, tea, cats and you* - Sorry for concern - Sorry

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Texan Squirrel GF

Texan SQuirrel GF I'm hotter than a I like you, anon. We could be tighter than bark on a tree. hickory-Smoked Howdy, anon! Vee-haw! Sausage! Who saves your I don't know why, but I think l'll kick anon's yellow backside From certain destruUetion butt tormorrow... on a regular basis? Which one of you Fellers is the real anon? Anon's actin' jumpier than a rattleSnake in a pickle barrel. Wait, what? Vou're gonna be wearin' an iron lung when I'm through with you, anon. That wasn't Funny, anon. V'all had me worried Sick. Anon always Folds his clothes before runnin' around. Oh sure, anon. I'l be over there Faster than a barefoot jack rabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August. in the NUDE! Sornethin' terrible They don't call me must of happened to hirm! cheeks for nothin'.

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Cortex

RACIST SCIENTIST BF There's no meme,l just want to say you're NI...ce person,now scram.

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NEET GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner NEET GF (w) nnnmmmm nhaaa, I don't wanna go out. It's so comfy and good inside. let's stay! hey anon, can you go buy me some tendies, please? 1 (0`) / welcome back, anon let's play some vidya would like dinner? you a bath? or perhaps... me? I love that the smell doesn't bother you zZzzZzzzzzz... zzzzZzzzz will I get some more come in! there's room for Good Girl Points if I two inside this blanket fix the bedroom? ^_^ lemme sleep for 5 more... hours why would I want a job? nope no wagie life for me, thanks what day is it?.... no wait, what month is it, anon?

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Feral GF

Feral Stranded on an island GF Wanna get dinner? Wanna go *Phil Collins music plays* fishing with me? Anon how long havel been away from Wanna go swinging on some vines? civilization? Thanks for helping me take care of those baby tigers. I made you a jacket I got it from killing a wildebeast. Search and rescue team? Please take me with you how But I've been living my life much has change since l've been gone? well on this island. Here let me help get rid of Mind if I sleep with you to keep warm? I protect animals and I will protect that venom from the snake bite. you.

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Puppy Gf Don't give a f*ck Gf Comfy Gf ughs at her own jokes r clingy but tries not to be very playful and easily distrac ntimidating when mad "i made you hot chocolate doesn't care about anyt ves to go on date steals your foods THICC Cuddles "thx bud" video gam old meeee tight anon !" steals your hoodies ms innocent but makes puppy eyes v she want somethi es oversized s--- tually really kinky "ok" bi and falls in love wit aats a lot pretty girl she see Clingy pouting a lo crybaby constantly he naha nice" FAOLLAN lon't go nooooow!" jealous Fnollàn lazy separation anxiety weeb loves to hold your hi rry i felt asleep" and cuddle and devoted to you for etenity cute tummy has antisocial episc kinda messy apologizes for every ry my phone died" wanna come over and p ould die for cute collar "i mean i guess pillow thigh video games?" "oof" ber ife basically depen tes memes ds constant reassurance versized sweaters short hair low self confidence and love on you Anxious Gf Weeb Gf E-Thot Gf we should do a couples cosplay!" 3D>2DII LOSERZr y but ot icingy heart spams u super kinky but u would never guess calls for her whitekights when attac "dont make fun of my favorite anime !" "pwease give me mon "im not cute > has anime girls in pfp sub af t like the other girls Tm your waifu, anon! "nyaaaaah" "can we watch Jojo nstead of going out?" di make you mad?" "YIl be here until you egao face want me to be he insults self for at names all of her stuffed animals ries a lot ste voice UwU "i love you morer "ima gamer!! :3" bsesses over anime boys "Why are girts so full of drama?" "Куаааааа" ary insecure friends are only boys that want her p---- trust issues udes on patreon knows all hentai sauces "aaaaaaaaah" sends you love sc hanr at 4 am "ur my oni-chan ne 1 HATE GIRLZImr "i slept all day again, am sawwyyy" ask for skin on league of e ys says goodnight leams all her favorite good morning to u opening song sam on sexy cosplay easily distracted Ahegao wants men to fap to her "ugh, girls" Owo Soft Cute Gf Soft Goth Gf Sweet Mommy Gf "let's cuddle and watch a scary movie" can we h.hold hands" loves to be called Prin hinking of dying my hair again" "come and cuddle in my brea n so proud of you" sup til 3am super thicc and warm Cries a lot has been hurt a Bi as f--- supportive kinky n to cook your "how i got those sca vorites meals head pat slut "you're my good b re you mad at me" rror movies efaollan "be carefull,Baby" vhere should i get your mom love ny next piercing?" memes goddess "am i annoyir interested in death i pats your head dying but also fear uffed animals "you look so cute! i could jus you up, ike a cupcake" u can always talk to me nething is bothering you" more than any ems vanila but is tually really kinky Raven OFaollan "I love you so much." clingy ver cries er people "do you like my n thigh hights lowkey possessive "Daddy" "what's wrong swee O Faollàn Apologizes a u're wonderful just the way you are" kisses forehead oks innocent but will fight submissive falls in love easily "f------ hell" @FAOLLAN C FioLL

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