Helltaker - "I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach🛀" by MilkyTiddyBoy🥛 / @milkytiddyboy

If thats the fucking shark i don't wanna get out lady

I love you justice, and I'm all for the handi-capable but I feel like a blind person regardless of fitness is the last person I'd want saving me from drowning.

But seeing as how the pool is conveniently the size of a bathtub, I'm willing to suffer serious shark attacks or rescue and CPR for the sake of fun and lewd roleplay.