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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: BlightDumping.jpg (997 KB, 2400x1596) Bad Neighborhood stories thread Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:59:20 No.64427819 Oh my god, a thread that isn't p---? Impossible. Catch-all for all the anons who live on the seedy-er sides of town and have experienced what makes them so seedy. Example from literally an hour ago below. >walking to store to get a pepsi/get some cardio in >walk down traintracks into the usual neighborhood i walk through >like 6 people standing on this porch stare at me as i walk past >lady across the street goes "hey come talk to me! cmon you dont want to talk to me?" >pants_shat.jpg >say i have a job interview to be at at the Circle K down the street (friends of mine work there and can vouch for me) >walk faster >porch f------ start following me >idea.jpg >pull out phone and look at the time >say aloud "s--- it's almost 5:30" and break out into a jog >they jog after me >i hear "yeah you better run little f-----" >passive_restraints.mp3 >run at full sprint >eventually outrun them because i'm not sagging my pants like a f------ tool >their dogs are still after me >f------ BOLT to the Handee Hugos where someone I know works >duck inside >grab pepsi >unshit pants >get a ride home
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