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: SŁAWOMIR KERJA 08/14/21(Sat)18:34:26 No.16552883 ALRIGHT S----- AMERICAN DOGS. BUCKLE F--- UP, THIS SLAV HERE LIVE ON ~40$ A MONTH FOR FOOD FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT PREREQUISITES: >FAMILY IN THE VILLAGE, IF NOT DO STEAL >ALL TOOL AVAILABLE ALREADY >>b-but what if I don't ha- HAMMER + STOLEN ROADSIDE SHEET METAL + SHARP ROCK MAKE PAN/WOK/POT F--- YOU. BOIL WATER IN ONCE TO KILL TETANUS. FOOD: >YOU ONLY NEED 2000 CALORIES PER DAY, EAT IN 1 MEAL FORGET ALL OTHER MEAL EAT 1 PER DAY IF YOU EAT MORE WHEN STUDENT AND NOT WORKING YOU TURN INTO FAT F--- >BUY BIGGEST AMOUNT POSSIBLE FOR FIRST PURCHASE TO GET SCALE DISCOUNT >20KG SACK OF RICE CHEAPEST AVAILABLE (USE SURPLUS INTO NEXT MONTH, RATION) >2 POTATO FOR 1 DAY FOOD RATION 62 IN 1 MONTH, SURPLUS INTO NEXT MONTH DEPEND OF SIZE OF SACK. AGAIN CHEAPEST >CHEAPEST BEAN CAN YOU CAN FIND 1/4 CAN PER DAY INTO FOOD RATION >APPLE FOR VITAMIN AND ALCOHOL, PICK UP FROM APPLE TREES IN YOUR AREA S--- IS FREE. IF WANT TO KNOW HOW MAKE APPLE ALCOHOL F--- YOU USE YANDEX >AS MUCH S--- AS YOU CAN FORAGE, NO MATTER WHAT EAT IF CAN EAT DO EAT. HOW COOK: >THROW RICE INTO POT AND BOIL UNTIL READY >THROW POTATOS INTO SECOND POT AND BOIL UNTIL READY >THROW S--- ALL TOGETHER INTO BIG POT AND MIX WITH BEAN AND APPLE AND FOUND S--- WHEN FORAGING UNTIL GOOD MIX DONE >EAT >>16554198 # : SŁAWOMIR KERJA 08/14/21(Sat)18:55:05 No.16552976 HERE A MORE SOPHISTICATED RECIPE I LIKED TO MAKE INGERIDIENT OF: >PIGEON EGGS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FIND >MUSHROOMS FROM FOREST NEAR TOWN, DRIED, LAWS FORBID COLLECTION BECAUSE CHERNOBYL RADIATION BUT NOT GIVE F---, LIVE THEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIVE LATER >CARROTS I STOLE FROM FARMERS IN NIGHT AND CARROT FROM FAMILY IN VILLAGE >POTATO STOLEN AND FROM VILLAGE >BLACK PEPPER I SHOPLIFTED WHEN BUYING RICE AND POTATO AND BEANS >RICE >BEANS >CANNED PAPRYKA (RARE TREAT) HOW OF: >CUT INTO PIECES AND THROW VEGETABLE S--- AND MUSHROOM ALL ONTO BAKING SHEET >ADD WATER FOR RICE TO BOIL >BREAK EGGS ONTO >SEASON WITH BLACK PEPPER AND SALT IF HAVE >MIX WELL >PUT IN OVEN IF NOT HAVE OVEN GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE A BIG FIRE, TAKE TRASHCAN, PUT HORIZONTAL, THROW TRASH OUT OF IT, PUT IN YOUR METAL SHEET WITH FOOD ON IT AND CLOSE LID, PUT ON BIG FIRE YOU MAKE AND WAIT UNTIL DONE >TAKE FOOD OUT OF TRASHCAN AND ENJOY KINGS MEAL >>16554198 #

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