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File: D587AAF2-C8C6-4C35-81E6-C(...).jpg (7 KB, 212x249) U Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)03:59:34 No.869443754 >>869443837 >>869443891 >>869444016 >>869444169 >>869444197 >>869444365 >>869444423 >>869444646 >>869444850 >>869445305 >>869445397 >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day I stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day I work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says "I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say “they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >I didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now? O Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)04:01:04 No.869443837 ► >>869444228 >>869444879 >>869445361 >>869443754 (OP) You should go back in there and tell him you're going to become the s--- on the floor guy if he doesn't shut the f--- up.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 08/07/20(Fri)06:51:11 No.833783188 >have you tried melatonin >have you tried sleeping pills? >it's because you drink too much caffeine man >you just need to stop worrying >well if you just got in bed and relaxed 33 KB JPG >if you'd get on a routine >if you'd go to bed earlier View Thread

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onymous 12/26/21(Sun)18:50:33 No.24977124 >be me >Work within eyesight of a gas station >Most coworkers like to get gas there as it's fairly cheap compared to other stations nearby >Female coworker has a lifted truck 188 KB JPG with comically large tires >Coworker constantly bitches and moans about the cost to fuel up her car even when Trump was in office >Ask her why she doesn't get a smaller car if it's that much of an issue >Tells me I wouldn't understand and that she "needs" a truck because she lives in the country (10 minutes outside of the suburb i live in) and that the roads get too bad out there during the winter Fast forward to today >Wake up >Maybe 4 inches of snow on the road >Let my car heat up and head out about 10 minutes earlier than normal >Take turns slowly, keep my distance, and just drive carefully because I'm not super used to driving in the snow >Make it to work in one piece >work for about an hour >Phone starts ringing >It's Mrs pick-up truck >"Hey anon, I can't come into work today the roads are awful where I live" Do truck-tards really?

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| Anonymous E 03/21/16(Mon)11:10:07 No.27303759 Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:11:28 No.27303774 Cause it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams. >>27303789 # >>27303795 # >27303892 # >>27303924 # >>27304023 # >>27304509 #

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Anon asserts his right to use self-defense. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >l fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies

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Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 >>29962627 >>29962630 >>29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 >>29962675 >29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29963405 >>29964050 >>29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57:13 No.29962675 29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824 >>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >>29962930 >>29963117 >>29963387 >>29963405 >>29963426 >29964058 >>29964091 File: 1304047 safe oc_humanize(...).png (99 KB, 700x599) >>29962710 >>29962718 >>29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.

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1• #769367220 5/22/18, 4:30 PM >be me >american >go to school >don't get shot, because gun violence in america is very exaggerated by the media >go home >shoot myself 1 REPLY 2 #769367427 5/22/18 4:32 PM >>769367220 OP >Suicide is then reported in gun death statistics, without clarification, used to exaggerate gun violence by media It all comes full cycle

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: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)03:44:07 No.1697183 >be me >Uber driver >mfw I receive a tip >remember etiquette from Reddit 66 KB PNG >passenger is already gone >say it to myself Thank you for the tip, kind stranger

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: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)10:46:10 No.46196821 >be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy f------ hate PC master racers

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: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:25:46 No.869402369 >be me >Have mini heart attack >Emergency vehicle comes for me >Hospital takes care of me >Go home >No bill cause not American 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:31:22 No.869402634 >>869402369 (OP) # You fat f---

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: Anonymous (ID: 3wilSOp3 ) 12/27/21(Mon)19:17:47 No.353834041 >>353832682 # >be white person >be able to afford good cuts of meat >use limited amounts of seasoning because the food itself tastes good >be n----- >can only afford the cheapest cuts of meat byproducts there are >drench it in spices so you can't taste the hog anus

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File: D587AAF2-C8C6-4C35-81E6-C(...).jpg (7 KB, 212x249) U Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)03:59:34 No.869443754 >>869443837 >>869443891 >>869444016 >>869444169 >>869444197 >>869444365 >>869444423 >>869444646 >>869444850 >>869445305 >>869445397 >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day I stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day I work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says "I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say “they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >I didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now? O Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)04:01:04 No.869443837 ► >>869444228 >>869444879 >>869445361 >>869443754 (OP) You should go back in there and tell him you're going to become the s--- on the floor guy if he doesn't shut the f--- up.

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