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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 21:12:56 No.168415126 Report >>168414862 - I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy! I know he swapped those parking spaces. I knew it was the last spot on the right. One before the handicap zone. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he ripped up the parking sign to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those bowling balls! Are you telling me that they just happen to fall on my car like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He used Hamlindigo Blue! And I forgave him! And I shouldn't have. I offered him a position in my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in the mailroom, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the Oscar pool! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be Charlie Hustle! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to cash out the Sandpiper settlement? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop him! You

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Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-
Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)01:36:22 No.632056098 ▶ >>632056290 >>632056715 File: Chuck McGill Chicanery Be(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) >>632053510 (You) >>632048928 >>632049707 >I AM NOT AUTISTIC! >I AM NOT SCHIZO! >I AM NOT BLIND! >I KNOW THE ORIGINAL ASHLEY WAS CUTER AND THE NU ONE IS UGLY! >I knew she was cute back in 2005. One after Half-Life 2. As if I could ever make such a mistake. >NEVER! NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it. They-they-COVERED THEIR TRACKS, they got that rice cooking race traitor impossibly pretty instathot model with a simp army to model for them. And paid shills to say the original's ears are like Dumbo's or a monkey's. >You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This faggotry? They've done worse. >That leather jacket and trenchcoat that Claire and Ada wore in the RE2 Remake! Are you telling me that was put in to feel more realistic and it was always intended for them to take it off? NO! She ORCHESTRATED it! ANITA! >They did it to appease feminists who hate sexy attractive females. >THEY WERE ORDERED TO MAKE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY UGLY AND HAVE SMALLER BALLISTICS TO NOT OFFEND SJWS AND TRANNIES. AND ALSO SCORE BLACKROCK AND VANGUARD ESG CREDIT! >And I played them! And I shouldn't have. I torrented them onto my own SSD! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since 1999, always the same! Couldn't keep retconning established scenery like the RPD entrance and cutting features like a firehose! BUT NOT OUR CAPCOM! COULDN'T BE OUR PRECIOUS CAPCOM! CAPCOM WHO HAS HALF THE DISC CONTENT AS OVERPRICED DLC YOU HAVE TO PAY TO UNLOCK! Stealing them blind! And THIS gets to be GOTY? What a sick joke! I should've stopped boosting their online engagement when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop them! You-
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