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Left Martha is Dead - This game is f----- up. GIULIA NO - Bought it thinking it was going to be a fun horror game. - It was not. Banned from Playstation for disturbing Giulia, please content put the doll down DONT TOUCH THE SCISSORS - Starbound - Left because the community was taken over by furries, auth because humans are assholes in the Starbound universe The devs need a hug, a get-well card, and prison time - A masterpiece of psychological horror, it's so well done it makes you feel dirty after playing it. - Isaac is more stable than Giulia is. - Florans are supposed to be super aggressive cannibals but they're the chillest species around - - Please put the fetus back in her stomach, Giulia. Compared to Terraria but the two are wildly different in game style Reeks of watermelons M Spellbreak - I can't commit hate crimes - Seriously, the developers are called "Proletariat Games" - Still a great take on the battle royale dead horse trope and a genuinely fun game of> Undertale Game about humanizing your enemies, not taking violence as an option, and how burgerjoint or whatever is a s----- place to work in - Mastered the ice magic art of the douchebag crossbow, takes out everyone like a COD kid - Every character is memorable, the music is great, the gameplay is fantastic - For being so simple, it has endless replayability - The fanbase is f------ weird Far Cry 5 - Takes place in GREATEST STATE MONTANA - I'm not biased - Supposed to be a message against the dangers of gun rights and religious extremism - Did not go well, "keep your rifle by your side" unofficial theme of Montana - Literally do the right thing and walk away, that's the good ending Sea of Thieves - Pirates, but instead of pirating governments, you pirate other players - You can be a massive douchecanoe, and being one is rewarding - Why do I have to dig when you did all the digging for me? - Can your 2-person boat match our 4-person frigate? Civilization V - It's from 2010 and still one of the best 4X games out there - It does everything right 100 Co - F--- YOU GHANDI - Games end up with everyone choosing autocracy or communism - Freedom blows Nuclear missiles are fun (I nuked everyone) (Furier mode gives Touhou a run for its money) Furi -If there was anyone that could solo the Touhou-verse, it's the Stranger - You have to escape. - All you know is that you've been imprisoned in orbit for a long time now. - The jailer is the key. - Extremely good music to get your ass kicked to. - The Line is awesome and the Edge is the cool descendant of Jetstream Sam Layers of Fear - You are not a well-adjusted person. - Schizophrenia, dead spouses, and loss of custody goes together like girl scouts and an unexploded minefield - You could've sought professional therapy, but nah - Winners like you make paintings out of your dead wife's skin, blood, and bones Outlast - You play as a reporter trying to take down a major corporation by documenting its abandoned experiments - Said experiments break you physically, mentally, spiritually, and possibly anally - Most people would've left the hospital the moment the first variant showed up, but horror protags are stupid. Spore Creatures Best game I've ever played Played when I was 10, still playing it 11 years later - Modded it so much that I can no longer share vanilla creations with others - Meant to be an evolution simulator, spiralled off into its own game instead - Make f------ spore 2 already Species: ALRE - Bet none of you have ever heard of this one before - Much more realistic evolution simulator than Spore. - That means it plays like a Florida meth addict. - Inject your beloved little sausage monsters with radiation and watch survival of the fittest as they..."evolve" over time to inhabit new environments. - Some of these creatures would definitely kill themselves if they could Authoritarian Destroy All Humans - Stellaris, but the shoe is on the other foot - Crypto is probably one of the biggest chads out there in gaming Crackdown 2 - What the f--- happened between the first and second games? - You are a genetically modified badass super- soldier - You were made to enforce the rule of an authoritarian government Dish out terrifying levels of butt-kicking to vanu - The a--- probe was the funniest weapon when I watched my mom play this game rebels and zombies alike while running faster than a bullet and throwing trucks like toys I'm gonna hit this random citizen with a car Planetside 2 - I'm not saying that it's Vanu, but it's Vanu - F--- Battlefield 2042, go play Planetside 2 instead - Holds world record for most players in a battle - It's so awesome vanu vanu vanu vanu - Subject of banger songs made by Miracle of Sound - Libleft quadrant because Shephard has a notable tendency to bang aliens. - Metaphorically f--- the Reapers, then literally f--- the Asari, apparently. - How does the Normandy maintain stealth mode with Shephard's massive balls onboard? Mass Effect Happy Wars - They might be fighting an endless feudal war, but at least they're having a good time doing it - I don't need no sword. I have fish bones - Game died a long time ago when I was a kid CER Stellaris - I know how this game is going to end. - You know how this game is going to end. -The victims know how this game is going to end. Rimworld - This game is actually unhinged, and gets worse with every mod you download. - It's not centrist or libertarian, you can just be as auth or lib as you want. Death Stranding - This game was an emotional rollercoaster - One of the few games that made me cry several times (I am a man, I have no emotions) - Still one of the funnest games I've ever played - Was once raided by d-------- who killed my cat. They graciously donated their eyes, lungs kidneys, livers, tongues, hearts, stomachs, arms legs, ZN - Genuinely got attached to BB as a character (I am man, I don't need to form attachments to children) - One of, if not the, best civilization games out there. Skyrim - A groundbreaking RPG game, revolutionary graphics that are still better than some games made today they won't stop releasing it - Mechanics are much less complex than other Paradox games, and much easier to learn - Once banned the xenophobe party. Fought a 6 year long civil war over it. they probably aren't even working on elder scrolls 6 Dead Cells - My introduction to the souls-like genre - Losing all my Cells on my first death hurt me worse than any break-up so far - Fantastic game, fantastic devs, fantastic overall - You're a bit of an a------ though I'm so f------ bored of playing this game please release elder scrolls 6 already - Xenocide is non- negotiable apparently. Protect your drug farms with nukes and AK-47s, or rule a kingdom and force your beliefs on others through VIOLENCE! beep - S----- launch so bad it made EA look good, buckled up and worked on it and now it's one of the best sandboxes out there - I sell drugs Sky - If every studio was Hello Games, there would be world peace Minecraft - A timeless classic - Future historians will teach about Minecraft, and for good reason too. - Build almost anything you want, although gameplay will get repetitive by yourself. C - You're not allowed to play with friends, however because you WILL backst- -ab them and steal their things. beep Kenshi - You can do almost anything you want in this masterpiece of a sandbox beep Don't judge. You probably kill villagers and their golems for fun. You monster. - I wouldn't know though, because I keep dying. You are NOT the protagonist of this game beep - Went out for a glass of milk, came back 30 seconds later, - Depressing and sad in some cases, but the good kind that tells a story, not like Martha is Dead where it kills your soul Libertarian and my main character was missing his arms What the hell happened Binding of Isaac - Play as a horrifically traumatized child fighting flesh demons as you dive deeper and deeper into your basement until you get to hell. beep Once encountered the skin bandits, that will not happen a second time - A fantastic game warning against the dangers of religious fanaticism. - Probably the best urban fantasy game, even settings, out there right now. - Play as a werewolf sheriff among a town of Fables, employed by the corrupt Fabletown government. - You're not just any werewolf, you're literally the Big Bad Wolf I glass him again - Don't read into the items. Save your sanity You can't hug Isaac and neither can I. The Wolf Among Us LOWLY TARNISHED - Whoever says the funny words volunteers their eyes to the Rimworld colony noses, ears, spines, ribcages, No Man's Elder Scrolls Online Space Engineers and sternums to the cause. - No matter what game in the series it is, elves continue to take the L every single time - How do I even play this game? Way too complex for me to understand Doom - The only reason aliens have the balls to invade us in Destroy all Humans and Stellaris is because Doom Slayer is because Doomguy eats demons for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 400 - Still feel bad about glassing the Woodsman. - Do not touch this man's rabbit AD RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE - Fun gameplay, leans into Michael Kirkbride's brand awesome yet absolutely schizophrenic lore Furries and elves are neatly tucked together under one banner for you to destroy on the battlefield. - Took me ages to learn that crits > flat damage, got my ass kicked by said elves and furries in PVP - Malacath > Molag Bal Deus Ex: MD I never asked for this PCM - Seriously, I got the game free as a gift - Fantastic storyline of a badass cyborg ninja spy ronin investigating the Illuminati - Raises questions about the ethics of augmentations, the result of creating a class of augmented humans, and the results of media-driven fears over new technology - Jensen is one of the coolest protags. he's so awesome, I have a man- crush on him and his cool coat Cyberpunk 2077 - Deus Ex if it was directed by Michael Bay - I actually loved this game when it came out - Takes away all the ethics questions raised by Deus Ex, substitutes with explosions, gang warfare, and Arasaka Vampyr - Amazing vampire game, you definitely feel like an unstoppable monster - If I had this dude living in my head 24/7, I'd be an a------ too - You can be a p---- and save the citizens of London, or you can be an actual vampire and slaughter EVERYONE to fuel your powers - Tried to get the best ending, ended up getting the worst ending. - Felt like a weasel for it - STILL FRIENDS WITH TAKEMURA THOUGH, SUCKERS - If you abstain from hunger, the last boss is easy but the game is hard. If you eat on the citizens, you become OP but get thrashed by the boss. - Every citizen has amazing characterization, a rare quality in a game. Elden Ring - One of the best games ever made, it just does everything right Why does everyone simp after Ranni but hate Malenia? BORN CAY Betrayed the Crown. Sorry Britain, but immortal redhead vampire booty is more important than En'glish chaps. Just Cause - Rico Rodriguez is a contendor for the "least f---- given" world record PUT THESE FOOLISH AMBITIONS TO REST - Differs from other From Software game in that there is actually a sliver of hope for your victory - Or not, go full Dark Souls and take up the Frenzied Flame. You monster. - Space AIDS or not, I would totally bang Malenia over anyone else in the game Chick Hardy - Every game more or less the same in terms of gfameplay with minor differences in each one You are not a regular soldier. You are basically a god. LOOKS BADASS THOUGH - Singlehandedly cuck the entire CIA by overthrowing 4 different dictators by yourself - Violate physics at will with your trusty grappling hook and never worry about dislocating a shoulder EVEN THOUGH YOU GRAPPLE ONTO JETS AT FULL SPEED - I'd get a refund if the giant warships weren't so much fun to play with Evolve - Theodore Roosevelt's dream game - It's purely a battle of wits, bringing out the worst in you and pitting it against the worst in others - Died because the devs didn't include additional content Warframe - You're a child soldier fighting the former slaves of your masters. You are not the good guy. You fight for balance but the Grineer have no free will (it's a genetic defect), the Corpus foot soldiers have no choice, and the Sentients are as much a victim as The Void scares me you. - Was extremely fun though, running from the hunters, reaching stage 3, and then INFLICTING THE PAAIIIINNN - This does not stop you from killing so many people it would make Frieza blush (Seriously some Tenno have more kills than all of WW2) - Your powers come from one of the few places scarier than the Warp and anything else 40k can come up with, and it shows - At the bottom of it, we're just mercenaries looking for the next good loot that helps us kill faster and kill more Right

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