Notes:

"Deadly Anomalies, Dangerous Mutants, Circle Cultists and Sussy Bakas… None of them will stop the Church of Shirley on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!"

Screamed Kaijin at the angel when he went over there to ask if they could have their football back after accidently kicking it into Kaijin's garden whilst they were practising their scorpion kicks.

They left Kaijin hammering more signs into the front of their local Arbies as they went back home, sad that they could no longer be balling.

"Aww man" Sighed Number 429345B "Brother Boi said you weren't allowed to have any fun in November, but I didn't think that meant you weren't allowed to have any in December either…"
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For anyone curious about the ever expanding pit of insanity and degeneracy that is the Shiiterverse, a link to it can be found here, IF YOU DARE!

The original source could have been found here but it seems the artist has been purged from the internet. :(