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: Anonymous 153 KB JPG 03/13/19(Wed)16:12:14 No.794887769 This happened the other day and I still can't believe it. >be me, live with my girlfriend >we live in a decent apartment in cool part of city >$1100/month for rent >rent day comes around >She's off work so I tell her to go drop off the rent with the landlord >I get home from work in the afternoon >She's on the couch sobbing >She's says that our landlord tried to get her to have sex with him in exchange for not paying the rent >He basically propositioned her to prostitute herself to him I'm so f------ angry right now. Why the f--- wouldn't she just sleep with him, does she think $1100 just grows on trees? Help me out /b/ros.

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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File: GRRmartin.png (1.72 MB, 1200x1529) Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)00:50:59 No.21509592 ► >>21509631 >>21509712 >cltr+c cltr+v British medieval history >change "sir" and "master" to "ser" and "maester" BRAVO, GEORGE >>

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File: 1673371923843365.jpg (37 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)15:09:05 No.176329095 >>176329152 >>176329212 >>176329300 >>176329607 >>176329837 >>176331185 >>176331230 >>176334314 >>176335056 >>176336156 >>176338986 >>176339124 >>176339232 >>176339303 One of the first things that "redpilled" me was this f------ American light bulb that has been working for over 120 years. then i found out what they do with printer ink cartridges

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: Anonymous 153 KB JPG 03/13/19(Wed)16:12:14 No.794887769 This happened the other day and I still can't believe it. >be me, live with my girlfriend >we live in a decent apartment in cool part of city >$1100/month for rent >rent day comes around >She's off work so I tell her to go drop off the rent with the landlord >I get home from work in the afternoon >She's on the couch sobbing >She's says that our landlord tried to get her to have sex with him in exchange for not paying the rent >He basically propositioned her to prostitute herself to him I'm so f------ angry right now. Why the f--- wouldn't she just sleep with him, does she think $1100 just grows on trees? Help me out /b/ros.

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