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10. Can look down blouses when hanging from ceiling 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. Top Ten Reasons Why "It's Cool to Be Gex" 1. Never hear a gecko complain "there's a fly in my soup" Inheritance from Uncle Izod Able to kick Kermit the Frog's butt Hot stock tips from Cousin Gordon Better looking than Tonya Harding Perfect for the entertainment biz: already has forked tongue Gets more respect than lawyers Unlike John Wayne Bobbit, important gecko body parts grow back Big money in video games

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Top Ten Reasons Why “It's Cool to Be Gex”


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LOUD. POWERFUL. UNAPOLOGETIC! LIKE A JAM SESSION WITH JACK BLACK. THE VOICE ACTOR? THE YOUTUBER?
GEX REVIVAL PITCH BIBLE Now starring: GEX JUNIOR??????????????? Divorced dad gex • He's still dating bubsy, f--- it, How Gex Got His Groove Back, f--- it, who cares gex confession to bubsy “I wish I knew how to quit you" - ren Rez is BACK and this time he's come for streaming Gex enlists the help of his niece to save the Web Media dimension, and also, his relationship with his son VTuber Gex GEX at end of game to son: "Was that the bite of '87?!?!", father and son lovingly embrace The Conflict with Gex Jr Gex is an out-of-touch dad who doesn't understand his son. Since the mom has custody of the kid, he doesn't get to see Junior very often. Gex never really moved on from what happened with his own dad, leaving him feeling ill-prepared for fatherhood. He walked out on the kid at a young age and only recently decided to establish contact and try to be a parent. The mom isn't thrilled, but she's willing to give Gex a chance so long as he doesn't screw things up. Unfortunately for Gex, Junior doesn't understand any of his cultural reference points (which is the only way Gex knows how to communicate). Conversely, Gex doesn't really get any of this "new media" his kid is obsessed with. Tiktoks? Let's Plays? Why would you want to watch someone else play a video game? Make it make sense! The Big Bad • Oh no! Rez is BACK and this time his target is that very same media Junior is obsessed with: New Media! Specifically, web media. Netflix! Twitch! YouTube! Cable is dead, and Rez must set his sights on the entire internet if he wishes to rebuild his media empire. • Gex may not understand new media, but Junior is devastated by Rez's takeover. For the first time in his life, Gex must fight to free the New Media dimension not as a fanatic... but as a father. If Gex wants to win his son's favor, he needs to put a stop to Rez's plan. However, being out of his depth when it comes to internet culture, he knows he can't do this alone... Gex's Disaffected Zoomer Niece Born around the turn of the century, she is young enough to share Gex Jr's cultural references and old enough to occasionally figure out what the hell her uncle is talking about. Her parents, after seeing what TV addiction did to Gex, severely limited her television hours growing up. Because of this she relished any time she was able to spend over at Uncle Gex's place, since he let her watch whatever she wanted. While they don't exactly have a close emotional bond, she is fond of her uncle... even though she thinks he is "kind of cringe." Gex enlists her help to save the New Media dimension and, by extension, his relationship with his son. Serves as Gex's personal guide to the internet. Enjoys 80's/90's throwback media, despite not really getting the references (Gex is happy to explain them to her) Does impressions (like her uncle) but is REALLY bad at them (unlike her uncle). Manages Gex's social media because she understands that he should never, EVER be allowed to post. Never. Here's how you can understand the Gex Family: Gex makes Star Wars references. Niece makes Prequel references. Gex Jr. makes Sequel references.
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Uploaded Jan 19, 2023 at 05:11PM EST

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uncle charlie, kermit the frog, tonya harding, john and lorena bobbitt, frank cifaldi, frankcifaldi

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