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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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: Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/29/20(Sun)08:07:06 No.113952532 >>113952472 (OP) # >be zoomer >don't really know too much different comic eras, just read what I like >read Grant Morrison's JLA for the first time >Superman is blue and glowing >no explanation why >look it up, find out this is known as "Electric Blue Superman." >go on /co/ and ask people if they know about this >only response I get is "it was the 90s" >find various forums where people have asked about him, only response ever is "it was the 90s" >still don't understand why Superman was blue and glowing >>113952586 # >>113952724 # >>113952736 # >>113952836 # >>113954049 # >>113955416 # >>113959320 # >>113960411 #

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Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)08:39:31 No.631935310 >that one time exhentai was about to go down >4chud: OH MY LE HECKING GOD, THIS IS LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ALL OVER AGAIN, QUICK QUICK SAVE ALL THE COOM MATERIAL ASAP WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, THROUGH D--- UNITY, THEY WILL NOT SHOAH OUR COOM >Internet Archive is about to go down >4chud: (crickets) >>631935347 >>631935403 >>631935931 >>631935938 >>631935953 >>631937156 >>631941076

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RIM Pan Enter character name. Breton Face Olled Brown offe Anonymous 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM Anonymous Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM 1AQ2Wjih >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM 457978523 WCSEN171 457985081 457985145 457985329 Anonymous >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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Anon's daughter is 8 years old today | /r/Greentext

>>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. ?. >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >Ive worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas

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20 IRANIAN MISSILES ATTACK U.S. BASES ⠀ 20 IRANIAN MISSILES ATTACK U.S(...) IT'S HAPPENING 107 KB JPG 03/25/23(Sat)03:59:48 No.420923686 100+ KIA. BIDEN TO ADDRESS THE NATION. CONGRESS AND SENATE SUMMONED TO D.C. ZELENSKYY RUMOURED TO BE PRESENT. A NATIONWIDE DRAFT IS BEING HIGHLY CONSIDERED AND ARE UNDERWAY PREPARATIONS >source, your very own White House insider. : Anonymous (ID: (kviytM32 03/25/23(Sat)04:00:46 No.420923790 >>420923686 (OP) # Based Jewish slide thread : Anonymous (ID: LVzoG+Se 03/25/23(Sat)04:00:49 No.420923798 Not my problem, btw my bday tomorrow! >>420923886 # >>420924121 # >>420924171 # >>420924345 # >>420924359 # >>420924362 # >>420924373 # >>420924401 # >>420924412 # >>420924435 # >>420924440 # >>420924444 # >>420924481 # >>420924508 # >>420924521 # >>420924582 # >>420924592 # >>420924624 # >>420924744 # >>420924802 # >>420924889 # >>420924908 # >>420924943 # >>420924962 # >>420924997 # >>420925014 # >>420925015 # >>420925037 # >>420925047 # >>420925074 # >>420925105 # >>420925151 #

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Anonymous 76 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. >>46585212 # >>46585537 # 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 #

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Anon makes friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A 441 KB PNG 07/07/19(Sun)20:35:17 No.804061306 >be me >look at contacts >text the most recent person >"hey wanna play minecraft?" >he replies "i'm your drug dealer >feel.jpg >"that's the closest i've had to a friend" >he says "damn bro..." >embarrassment.jpg >he says he will come over and what to bring >i tell him to bring an xbox controller >silence >more silence >worry.jpg >he replies an hour later >"i'm at your door brought some doritos and dew, what gamemode we playing?" >wipe the tears off my face >tfw first friend

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Anon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

File: 10721DAD-EE58-4ABA-A359-2(...).jpg (29 KB, 474x266) Haha Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)12:10:56 No.57612991 >>57613014 Benis Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)12:13:26 No.57613012 >>57613033 this thing only exists because some german hippies complained about noise pollution at a military proving ground

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Anon Becomes Sigma Male | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)18:23:45 No.49234214 139 KB JPG This one still hurts me >at the university basketball court >shooting hoops with some friends >free time for basketball ends, yoga class about to start >all the yoga qts file into the gym >me being the tall, athletic, cocky son of a gun that I am, start throwing down dunks to impress the ladies >two girls that I know approach me >"hey anon. Let's make a bet. If you go up for a dunk and miss, you have to take my friend here on a date" >qt friend giggles and smiles >agree, think to myself "f---, like I would ever miss a dunk. Especially in front of my boys" >everyone watching now >go up and throw down one of my best tomahawk slams >my friends go nuts >girls look at me sad and confused >walk up and awkwardly say "sorry, I don't miss dunks" >they don't say anything, just walk away >mfw I realize I was supposed to miss it on purpose Neither of them talked to me again

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Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)10:44:36 No.57612341 >>57612200 (OP) # The term "kino" can be used both as a adjective and noun. When used as a noun it would roughly mean: "a movie or cinematic experience of superb quality". So while writing "kino footage" is not grammatically incorrect, it is rather redundant. It would be similar to writing: "I own a convertible car" instead of just writing "I own a convertible" (the car is implied) another example would be: "I am a f----- OP" instad of just writing "I am OP" (the faggotry is implied) In short you could have started this thread by just writing: "Any commentary on this /k/ino" (the footage is implied)

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File: 31PEPE2-jumbo.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)21:54:54 No.72707476 [Reply] >be me >15 >made lot of money with trading >no social live >jerk of 2-3 times a day >want to f--- a girl >talks to qt 10/10 redhair in my class >go home >j------- on her insta >shame.png >starts hanging out with her >after 3 month stuck in the friend zone >depressed >i am f----- >starts crying >starts typing on youTube : how to get out of friend zone? >more crying >one day meet her and tell her that I give her 400 euro if she f---- with me >rejects me >f--- >next day go to school and we start to talk like nothing happened >says she accepts my offer >we go to my home and f--- like 2 hours >i c-- in her mouth >feels good man >now every time I f--- her I pay 150 euro and 200 euro for a--- >I know I am being completely f----- but okay am i autistic anons?

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File: s-l1600.jpg (185 KB, 1493x1428) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)11:22:33 No.896488076 >trying to impress my mom >want her to think i can speak chinese >randomly blurt out something that sounds like chinese but isn't chinese >"oh anon that's so good, very cool" >she seemed proud of me >i know she'll never find out i'm a fraud but it still sucks knowing i am one O Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)11:25:01 No.896488189 File: 6CEDOCDB-8EFF-438C-B5F8-C(...).jpg (²) 1+1= (47 KB, 850x602) >>896488076 (OP) # how about you actually try to lear Chinese so you won't be a failure? 1/1/2/1

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