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: Anonymous Do NOT Take the Metamucil Pill Meta MUCIL 3-in-1 FIBER MULTIPLE HEALTH BENEFITS 300 64 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)19:45:48 No.72746874 >take advice from metamucil shills >s--- was so long that it wouldn't fall out of my ass >had to get up to give the turd room to separate >piece of it falls in my crocs >panic and throw them in the washer with the current cycle All the clothes are ruined and my Mom is threatening to kick me out. I didn't even tell her what happened but she knows it was me because of the constant autistic s--- I do. I don't want to be this way but I feel like I have no control over it.

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Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)23:12:05 No.704228812 『バイオハザード4』 (2005) / 『バイオハザードRE:4』 (2023) [Resident Evil 4J (2005) / Resident Evil 4 RJ (2023) エイダ・ウォン / Ada Wong (Before) (After) イングリッド・ハニガン / Ingrid Hunnigan (Before) (After) アシュリー・グラハム / Ashley Graham (アレコスチューム)/ (Alt Costume) (Before) (After) 1719816316242.jpg 693 KB JPG Stop buying demakes

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: Anonymous Tell them they won. 40 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)19:05:46 No.72746470 yesterday >spend hours on twitter looking at MtF reacting to it >can't help but notice most of them are really hot >be me >lurk and shitpost this forum daily for years >never paid much attention to the trans posting, always firmly hetero for biowomen >events go down in Nashville >turned on by all the self-care and effort they do to make themselves look good Anonymous >they have fit, hot bodies and soft skin >they are literally outclassing biowomen who hardly shower or put on makeup anymore >go to sleep dreaming about holding my waifu, but now she has a cute girldick instead of a stinky vajay >I preferred the mouth hole anyway and wanted some butthole, but biowomen are too selfish to give me that >sorry ladies, but men really do make the best women >one more for team chaser 89 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)19:11:23 No.72746548 >>72746470 (OP) # Ah, yet another example of how viewing 4Chan makes previously straight men want to suck cocks... This is truly fascinating

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O Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)11:50:59 No.57634875 File: FV-720_Mora.png (927 KB, 800x450) >>57632954 (OP) # ERRRRRRRR URUHHHHHHHHH TING TING TING TING TING TING TING

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Anonymous 61 KB JPG 01/15/21 (Fri)11:17:12 No.844890355 >Be me >Want to make a post on 4chan >Make a nice wholesome story about my dad >Spend long time on it to make sure that it's good >Post my art >Some reddit normie sees this >He smells the karma and posts it in r/greentexts >He gets hundreds of upvotes from my hardwork >Mfw Why are redditers like this, Anons? They're probably going to see this thread and post it for karma. I see you, reddit.

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Mean girl at the cafe Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)13:41:35 No.72739230 ► >>72739247 >>72739248 >>72739287 >>72739311 >>7273 >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could !! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak? Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)13:45:01 No.72739247 ► >>72739268 >>72739230 (OP) That sucks, she was a bitch for doing that. How old do you think she was?

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: Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue) 22:33:14 No.896657185 Things took a turn so here's the update 37 KB JPG >be next day in school >Math class again >Sit in the same seat next to the cute girl from class >Turn to her and ask >So you >"Not really" >You know there's a poisonous frog that you can lick and get high >She laughs don't like frogs or what? >"Haha yeah I kinda want to try it" >Here's my chance to ask her out >If I get one want to lick it together? >She laughs again >"Haha okay if you get one I'm in" >Wow it worked >Meet with friend after class >Tell him what happened with the girl from class >" And how do you get one of those frogs?" >F--- him and his f------ negativity

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Anon has not heard of lesbian adult entertanment | /r/Greentext

eturn] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] e: r3377.jpg (61 KB, 1200x800) ReCAPTCHAT checked [Advertise on 4chan] What's the point of female homosexuals? Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)22:34:51 No.896598999 ► >>896599027 Seriously, of what use are lesbians? I can see why we need f------. >F--- design clothes. >They sing at musicals. Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)22:35:26 No.896599027 ► File: sss.png (361 KB, 602x498) >>896598999 (OP) only for 20.00 USD >They figure skate. Without homos, these things would be entirely dominated by women, and subsequently fall into ruin. But lesbians... >Drive trucks. >Become cops. >Play ice hockey. In all these things they are just inferior versions of men. They can't even do the one singular thing women have over men, that being child rearing. Honestly, tolerating the practice of lesbianism is a sign that we have gotten too comfortable, and we will one day pay dearly for it. 1/

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File: 1276977622.jpg-(294 KB, 1632x1224, 8423.jpg) SUP Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.241684XXX Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it. 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b-------. 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you. 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed. 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy. 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome. Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.241684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of. 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you. 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her. 14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal. 15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.

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anon thinks he is a war veteran | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)21:31:28 No.896651734 ► >be me >20, beta college student >randomly start watching pov go pro war videos >idea.jpg >decide to watch as many of these so i can trick my brain that i'm a war veteran >if i succed i'd have seen it all so i will no longer fear talking to girls >after 2 months of watching gruesome gore war videos go to the club for the first time >rugged as hell, get a glass of bourbon and smoke cigarettes >i approach 10 girls, get rejected by 9 of them >eventually hook up with 8/10 qt >virginity gone you'll never be afraid of anything if you'd have seen it all

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Anon is dating a strange horse chick. | /r/Greentext

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuc ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anonymous >>13710817 (OP) # What the f--- is an estonia you f------ weirdo freak >>13713584 # : Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)18:31:54 No.13713542 02/26/20(Wed)18:39:06 No.13713584 >>13713542 # I think it's that s--- that makes you grow t---

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Anonymous 607 KB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)19:00:23 No.9239990 >have a tech related question >use a search engine for an answer >bombarded with thousands useless 10 page articles in which the answer to my question may or may not be there >say f--- it, i'll just ask chat gpt >instantly gives a concise, on-topic answer straightforward, it's pretty nice ngl

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: Anonymous Do NOT Take the Metamucil Pill Meta MUCIL 3-in-1 FIBER MULTIPLE HEALTH BENEFITS 300 64 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)19:45:48 No.72746874 >take advice from metamucil shills >s--- was so long that it wouldn't fall out of my ass >had to get up to give the turd room to separate >piece of it falls in my crocs >panic and throw them in the washer with the current cycle All the clothes are ruined and my Mom is threatening to kick me out. I didn't even tell her what happened but she knows it was me because of the constant autistic s--- I do. I don't want to be this way but I feel like I have no control over it.

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