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FACE SHIELD BATHROOM HOG AIR MARSHAL Useless, but at least gets a free flight Understand he might be Prevents anyone from using immunocompromised or something the bathroom because he's but you feel bad for him been in there for 30 minutes Those bathrooms are disgusting can't imagine COVID was years ago but for this guy, it's still April 2020 Signed up to travel the world but got 70-hour workweeks and babies puking on her across timezones AFRAID TO FLY Grips armrests and stares forward, visibly afraid Maybe even cries FLIGHT ATTENDANT CROWDS GATE GERIATRIC ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY A waitress/janitor/servant combined The moment the gate agent opens boarding, he stands right in the middle of the line Dude your boarding Very old person, usually has trouble with mobility Either really Gets to board the plane first and everyone looks at him with disdain kind or a group is 3, get huge d--- to the back of the line DISABLED Gets on the plane first, gets off last Generally very humble and just trying to make the crew's job easier VOMITOR Can't handle the motion, fills the airsickness bag Has to borrow more spending more than 5 minutes in there The sound and smell are sickening Just gives up and lets them run wild eventually STRESSED PARENT BUSINESS TRAVELER Brought four little kids on the plane and cannot hope to manage them Flies 80 times a year, is a complete pro at this Sits first class and smirks at you like the peasant you are OBESE 600 pounds, grasps the seats as he squeezes through the aisle, and of course sits next to you Spills into your seat, you're pressed against the wall Kind of hopes there's some He's either very apologetic or oblivious terrorism so he can be a hero WINDOW-GAZER Apparently fascinated by flight, presses his nose to the window the whole duration Gets especially excited by landing SLEEPER Gets on the plane, pops two Valium, and conks out Wakes up 10 minutes from landing, how does he do it KAREN PILOT Presses the call button In charge of this aircraft every 15 minutes Better than everyone else and he knows it CRYING BABY The bane of every passenger's existence, and every plane has one, and it's always sitting in your f------ row - RIP sleep Bought an economy ticket but complains constantly about the quality Literally just trying to go 'home and see his family or something NO HEADPHONES Listening to videos or music on their phone without headphones Doesn't seem to realize how. much of a d--- they are HYPERACTIVE KID Extremely loud and annoying, running up and down the aisles Parents most often can't or won't control him CHATTY Makes conversation with whoever is sitting next to him Tells his whole life story regardless of if they want to hear PRAYER Usually old lady who gets out her rosary beads and starts praying DRUNK Orders way too many drinks and is a huge lightweight The pilot is God here, lady RON PAUL attendants FEB Acts like a total buffoon and sexually harasses the flight SUPER SPREADER Coughing like a Dickensian tuberculosis patient Either super horny or an Makes no attempt to cover it MILE HIGH Masturbates or has sex on adrenaline junkie or both the plane Fun fact: it's not illegal

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