[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot 2023-06-05 013258.png (284 KB, 600x725) Mak >> Jacks BREAKING led the first independent expedition iting the Nord Stan botarps Mear of the fastes they covered a diving boot used by Novy Why didn't the Swedish investigators collect the boot or mention P CZ 282/60/235/3 >>429485869 >>429485932 >>429485978 >>429486010 >>429486223 >>429486392 >>429486985 >>429487554 >>429488160 >>429488686 >>429489329 >>429489557 >>429489844 >>429490173 >>429490391 >>429490587 >>429490644 >>429490745 >>429490933 >>429491116 >>429491137 >>429491462 >>429492240 >>429493533 >>429493649 >>429493690 >>429493764 >>429493808 >>429495422 >>429495657 >>429496058 >>429496293 >>429497382 >>429498254 HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous (ID: af/rpOj4) 06/05/23(Mon)04:34:17 No.429477721 >>429477985 >>429478062 >>429478381 >>429478392 >>429478427 >>429478508 >>429478611 >>429478677 >>429478935 >>429478974 >>429478987 >>429478993 >>429479125 >>429479144 >>429479407 >>429479442 >>429479448 >>429479466 >>429479494 >>429479532 >>429479679 >>429479686 >>429479717 >>429479726 >>429479776 >>429479866 >>429480129 >>429480191 >>429480831 >>429481901 >>429481939 >>429481956 >>429482273 >>429482373 >>429482426 >>429482668 >>429482785 >>429482869 >>429482927 >>429483075 >>429483248 >>429483269 >>429483467 >>429483589 >>429483719 >>429483817 >>429483897 >>429484140 >>429484240 >>429485351 >>429485810 >>429485817 THEY FOUDN A US NAVY BOOT AT NORD STREAM 2 PIPELINE!!!!!!!!!! GET THE F--- IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE DEMOCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/ status/1665634549265489920 >>429477721 (OP) # Das boot Anonymous (ID: XDIzdkLd) 06/05/23 (Mon)04:39:12 No.429477985 >>429477998 >>429478947 >>429479036 >>429479548 >>429479645 >>429479728 >>429480119 >>429480130 >>429480246 >>429480267 >>429480928 >>429481972 >>429482138 >>429482681 >>429483515 >>429483618 >>429484736 >>429484849 >>429484931 >>429484973 >>429486094 >>429486118 >>429486391 >>429486675 >>429486717 >>429487760 >>429488261 >>429488589 >>429488681 >>429489329 >>429490576 >>429490804 >>429490848 >>429492170 >>429492512 >>429492850 >>429493647 >>429493664 >>429493665 >>429493883 >>429494109 >>429494470 >>429494605 >>429495429 >>429495660 >>429495846 >>429496279 >>429496306 >>429497296 >>429497357 >>429497536 >>429497708 >>429497802 >>429498108 >>429498274 >>429498316 >>429498403 >>429498588 >>429498746 >>429498904

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous every man is straight until th(...) 06/05/23 (Mon)14:32:15 No.73571809 >having gay thoughts doesnt make you gay >having sex with a man and enjoying it is what makes you gay 24 KB JPG >male g spot is in the ass >getting assraped will force you to c-- whether you like it or not logically every man is straight until they get assraped and forced to c--

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Anonymous 04/11/13(Thu)11:18 No.31899109 Replies: >>31899136 >>31899204 >>31899300 >>31899340 >>31899450 >>31899458>>31899514 File: 1365693527280.png-(53 KB, 200x200, 1326412165870.png) >finish watching a Game of Thrones >decide to go to movie theater >dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman >fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry >bring a skin of wine >my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she's a destrier since Ned Stark's mom never drove him >get in line to get my ticket >speak in a clear and proud Northman voice >the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, "Theater 3, ok?" > The North remembers!" >witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid >realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping >*Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho's tribe?" >he looks at me confused: "Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?" >You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us." >try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants >Yo dis cracka s--- hisself!" >Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me >Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting "Woop there it is! >Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen >my cape gets caught on the door >slam my head and wake up in an ambulance >my mom is giving me a frustrated look: "No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon." >It is known, mother." mfw

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: Anonymous 132 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)01:13:57 No.73553323 >be fembot >be considered as scarily off-putting by many people in my life. people i confessed my love to, ex friends, etc for my "disturbing" mannerisms and speaking patterns >this is amplified by my face type and other b------- psychology terms >finish the first part of chainsaw man after i saw there was no more weebfag hype around it >feel very inspired by makima and her actions throughout the story >i'm used to idolizing more psychopathic and inhumane characters, when I was in highschool | reguarly quoted Patrick Bateman and Joker like an autist >I don't care if it sounds retarded, but I feel like it would be so easy to do. Guys still don't go on dates with me, but if I learn manipulation tactics I feel like I can finally make it in the world of dead s--- romance

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>be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years

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File: BoyFeet.jpg (731 KB, 2066x2001) O What is pol's opinion on femboy feet ? Anonymous (ID: wsmaE6OL) 06/05/23 (Mon)10:06:34 No.429498504 [Reply] >>429498592 >>429498624 Asking since its pride month Anonymous (ID: MeEcckmo 06/05/23 (Mon)10:07:38 No.429498592 Filo: 20330605 011227 ing (552 KR 700x1168) >>429498504 (OP) # Get a better camera and I'll subscribe to your onlyfans. sage (ID: VOWTCRwu 06/05/23 (Mon)10:08:02 No.429498624 >>429498504 (OP) # kys f-----

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>>188743697 Oh god this reminds me >Playing jailbreak because kiddies are fun to mess with >super organized server >somehow become warden >talk in thick russian accent >every round must begin with preround sacrifice >kid goes berserk over mic because he got sacrificed >admin tells me I have to hold events to keep being warden >alright >Trivia time, if you get a question wrong you die >every question is about glorious serbia >murder everyone on question one after nobody got it right >next round >micspam sanic >let prisoners into armory >set new rule "kill anyone going slow on site" >entire server descends into chaos >leave eventually after I get bored >come back 2 days later >server is still in complete chaos >half the admins left or got demodded >1 week later the server is nowhere to be found >mfw

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 555-COME-ON-NOW 36 KB JPG >>14539676 # 01/27/23(Fri)17:40:00 No.14539647 >No evidence for Adam and Eve >No evidence for Noah's flood >No evidence for the Exodus >No evidence of angels or demons >No evidence that Jesus existed How does this religion stay afloat again? 01/27/23(Fri)17:41:21 No.14539654 >>14539647 (OP) # >>No evidence that Jesus existed

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Anonymous F----- up on seducing a woman (...) 6 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)11:57:50 No.73299370 I said farewell to my crush today, being friendzoned by her was the closest I've gotten to getting a girlfriend, usually I had no zone I was just brushed aside because girls saw me as that weirdo who sat by himself in class.

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Anonymous 430 KB JPG 06/05/23 (Mon)18:35:40 No.900462245 >be me >macrophage >virgin virus thinks I'm a regular cell >be invaded >trololol.jpg >mfw I trapped him and warned the other cells >good ol' bait and switch always works

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129 KB JPG >be Redditor >just finished leaving a wholesome award on a post about someone committing suicide (I'm pretty much a comedian) >see the funniest dank meme ever >chuckle in between bites of Cheetos, careful not to choke >go to comments to say "finally a good post on <sub> for the 1,000th time >notice someone used an emoji >start huffing and puffing >realize this person has NO respect for the rules of the internet >it's my duty as (unofficial) moderator of the sub to report and downvote >downvote, tell the person to kill themself and dox them >chug a bottle of Mountain Dew as I watch the downvotes come in >smile because I know I'm superior for not using emojis >think about all of the mad p---- I'm gonna get for being the emoji police >c-- >continue to browse >repeat

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1h (6/42023). 185924705 41 Re-18 Img JPG 52KB (710 x 500) IMG_2141.jpg 6 Replies ging myCast THE GOUTER S F--- Disney We live in a world where Mackenzie Foy exists but is not cast as Snow White because she's too white and beautiful 1h (6/4 2023) 185924738 >>185924705 (OP) The thought of what Disney would be if Hollywood didn't hate White people troubles my sleep

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AI T #1, No. 73565963 6/4/23 10:58:52 PM sad looie PNG 790x624 813.7 kB >be me >just got back from vacation >work tomorrow Monaday morning >exhausted >go to sleep >bird singing wakes me up >birds normally start singing between 4 and 6 in the morning >OH S--- AMI LATE >DID I OVER SLEEP? >look at clock >not even midnight >bird is singing at incorrect time I panicked over a bird having autism >want to shoot bird from tree >can't because I live in suburbs #2, No. 73566142 6/4/23 11:28:31 PM tumblr_pjfyw0YeD21 ujlc7oo1_1280 PNG 1224x1632 2.6 MB >be me >be bird >nervous about singing ability because autism >practice at midnight when everybody's asleep to conquer shyness >schizo human yells at me for waking him up I just wanted to practice my singing for the ladies >s--- on his car tomorrow as a surprise before work

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot 2023-06-05 013258.png (284 KB, 600x725) Mak >> Jacks BREAKING led the first independent expedition iting the Nord Stan botarps Mear of the fastes they covered a diving boot used by Novy Why didn't the Swedish investigators collect the boot or mention P CZ 282/60/235/3 >>429485869 >>429485932 >>429485978 >>429486010 >>429486223 >>429486392 >>429486985 >>429487554 >>429488160 >>429488686 >>429489329 >>429489557 >>429489844 >>429490173 >>429490391 >>429490587 >>429490644 >>429490745 >>429490933 >>429491116 >>429491137 >>429491462 >>429492240 >>429493533 >>429493649 >>429493690 >>429493764 >>429493808 >>429495422 >>429495657 >>429496058 >>429496293 >>429497382 >>429498254 HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous (ID: af/rpOj4) 06/05/23(Mon)04:34:17 No.429477721 >>429477985 >>429478062 >>429478381 >>429478392 >>429478427 >>429478508 >>429478611 >>429478677 >>429478935 >>429478974 >>429478987 >>429478993 >>429479125 >>429479144 >>429479407 >>429479442 >>429479448 >>429479466 >>429479494 >>429479532 >>429479679 >>429479686 >>429479717 >>429479726 >>429479776 >>429479866 >>429480129 >>429480191 >>429480831 >>429481901 >>429481939 >>429481956 >>429482273 >>429482373 >>429482426 >>429482668 >>429482785 >>429482869 >>429482927 >>429483075 >>429483248 >>429483269 >>429483467 >>429483589 >>429483719 >>429483817 >>429483897 >>429484140 >>429484240 >>429485351 >>429485810 >>429485817 THEY FOUDN A US NAVY BOOT AT NORD STREAM 2 PIPELINE!!!!!!!!!! GET THE F--- IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE DEMOCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/ status/1665634549265489920 >>429477721 (OP) # Das boot Anonymous (ID: XDIzdkLd) 06/05/23 (Mon)04:39:12 No.429477985 >>429477998 >>429478947 >>429479036 >>429479548 >>429479645 >>429479728 >>429480119 >>429480130 >>429480246 >>429480267 >>429480928 >>429481972 >>429482138 >>429482681 >>429483515 >>429483618 >>429484736 >>429484849 >>429484931 >>429484973 >>429486094 >>429486118 >>429486391 >>429486675 >>429486717 >>429487760 >>429488261 >>429488589 >>429488681 >>429489329 >>429490576 >>429490804 >>429490848 >>429492170 >>429492512 >>429492850 >>429493647 >>429493664 >>429493665 >>429493883 >>429494109 >>429494470 >>429494605 >>429495429 >>429495660 >>429495846 >>429496279 >>429496306 >>429497296 >>429497357 >>429497536 >>429497708 >>429497802 >>429498108 >>429498274 >>429498316 >>429498403 >>429498588 >>429498746 >>429498904

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