Anonymous Why am I like this 375 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)09:33:58 No.902694583 >get new motorcycle to learn to ride on, picrel >ride for about a week 2 Replies >2 hot girls around my age pull up in a car next to me at a stop light, giggling very cute to each other >"heeyyyyy i love your bike, are you from here? ;)" >panic because gril talk to me >"THANKS" >stall bike, then proceed to ride away quickly and nearly drop the bike around the turn right in front of them I have now been riding for 2 months, and the only other people who have came up to me are weird old people and people getting angry that I am "riding a dirtbike on the road" Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # Ride your own ride, anon >been riding for many years View Thread 07/16/23(Sun)09:35:51 No.902694650 Anonymous >>902694583 (OP) # kickass! id masturbate to that memory till i was raw if i were u 07/16/23(Sun)09:58:51 No.902695289

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/13/19(Sat)17:51:37 No.797323901 >be me >move to Britain >get job >get paid in GBP >goodboypoints?? >they buy tendies >goodboypoints.

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Anonymous 106 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:12 No.902686323 Do you believe in God? : Anonymous >>902686323 (OP) # I believe in how much of a f----- you are 07/15/23(Sat)23:34:57 No.902686342

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☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:01:55 No.183925044 ► >>183925587 >>183925792 >>183925843 >>183925862 >>183942203 File: maxresdefault.jpg (254 KB, 1280x720) FHD >>183910133 (OP) Still this day have no idea what this scene supposed to mean https://youtu.be/ELqdLvz60zA [Embed] ☐ Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:25:38 No.183925792 File: 1679824881753054.jpg (123 KB, 826x878) moworld would be a botto pace without me which i why have to koop ving >>183925044 It was letting go of his idealised self-image and accepting who he really was with all his flaws. He and the wolf are two complete different worlds and he realizes that he isn't the wild animal he thought he was. Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)18:28:26 No.183925862 ► >>183925044 He spent the whole movie trying to prove to everyone that he was a wild animal and for 30 seconds, he comes in contact with an actual wild animal and realizes how much it's still beyond him and how much he respects it. ☐ Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)03:16:28 No.183942203 ► >>183925044 >Fox is self conscious because he works a white collar job that he hates and lives in a hole. Entire movie is started by his midlife crisis >His excuse is always that he's a wild animal even though he is somewhat the opposite. >Works a job, lives in a house, speaks latin etc. Very civillized animal in that regard >keeps saying he's afraid of wolves >wolves are dangerous and wild, everything that fox isn't >In that scene he finally meets the wolf and realizes he can't talk with him >Wolf doesn't speak english, french or latin. >Wolf doesn't even understand who he is (canis lupus) >Wolf is Gigachad that dgaf >Salutes Fox though cuz they are brothers in a way, both tryin to make it >Fox realizes that he isn't a wolf and that he never will be a wolf >He isn't dangerous or wild, he speaks french and latin and is riding a motorcycle >(wolf is walking on all 4s unlike any other animal that talks in the movie) >He realizes how magnificent a wolf is, but then leaves I think it's about accepting yourself. Fox is trying to be something he is not and keeps f------ s--- up because of his ego, his desire to prove his wildness. In the end though, he swallows his pride and accepts who he is, saving the day. He realizes he isn't a wild animal in the way a wolf is. The wolf is entirely different from him. He accepts is and lets it go, becoming a Chad in his own way, by accepting who he is That's just my interpretation though

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: Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat) 19:55:16 No.902684845 7 KB JPG >be me >get heart broken >decide to work on myself >start going to therapy >progress is being made, generally more optimistic and in a better mood. confidence is returning >ex tells me she's proud if the man I've become (we work together) >feelsgoodman >spontaneous solo camping trip, best time of my life >get back >life begins to fall apart, thinking about ex all the time, optimism turns to pessimism, relapse on past addictions, music is the only thing keeping me from complete insanity >write a letter to ex asking to give us another chance >says she'll think about it >see her tmr, anxious out of my mind there is no meme, w-- did that trip do to me

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Anonymous >>902683806 >be me 07/15/23(Sat) 19:45:28 No.902684476 (OP) # >follower of Christ >these harlots approach me >offer me many sins should I defeat them in a race >I accept their challenge >The love of Christ flowing within my being overpowers the futile efforts these girls put into their physiques >l easily out-run them >I keep running >They call and call, for they want sin >I run and run, not happenin'! >To home I return, my soul still clean >Read several Bible excerpts, just to be safe >I love you, Jesus!

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: Anonymous (ID: 59j3jvVU) Fox News Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. press dinner devolves into 'screaming and polemic farting': NY Post 07/15/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.434588183 Two guests at a press dinner for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reportedly got into a shouting match over climate... 2 days ago VF Vanity Fair This Story About the Farting RFK Jr. Fundraiser Is Politics Journalism Done Right This is one for the history books, for the tabloid hall of fame, for recounting dreamily some years hence when sloshed and remembering that... 2 days ago The New Republic RFK Jr. Campaign's Crazy New Low: Strategic Farting by Climate Denialist Turns out Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign is just full of hot air. On Tuesday, the presidential candidate attended a press dinner on the... 2 days ago Business Insider An RFK press dinner in New York reportedly devolved into a farce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is described by the New York Post as remaining stoic while a dinner descended into a fart-filled mess. 2 days ago OK OutKick RFK Jr. Press Dinner Guests Reportedly Got Into Loud, Gassy Argument An RFK Jr. press dinner devolved into a shouting - and farting-match between two of t the attendees as the presidential candidate looked on GROSSSSSS Screenshot from 2023-07-15 12-41-14.png. 223 KB PNG >>434588349 # >>434591219 # >>434593205 # >>434593528 # >>434593531 # >>434602649 # >>434603644 # >>434605486 # >>434606111 # >>434609095 # >>434609315 # >>434609472 # >>434612524 # >>434614615 # >>434615950 # >>434621948 # >>434618775 # Anonymous (ID: Qqh/HYVO) H 07/15/23(Sat)15:42:05 No.434588224 Anonymous (ID: psgcEK1p) 07/15/23(Sat)15:43:21 No.434588324 6ry8uf.png 100 KB PNG >Barges into your dinner party >Claims the vax is a bioweapon to target whites and blacks and that jews are immune >Lets out a thunderous BRAP >Refuses to elaborate >Guests leave

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r/4chan i.redd.it 3h u/SHCNCR Anon doesn't get it : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw Share Share 54 Comments r/unpopularopinion 3h u/aconfusedplatypus Reddit gold is f------ stupid 303 Comments ... | 2642 2699

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: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/30/22(Tue)16:11:21 No.70024 >be me >in college >in business school >ethics and sustainability class >first day >professor asks us to write on a note card how ethical we think we are on a scale from 1-100 >says no judgement be honest >think for a few minutes >write down 36 >pass cards to the professor >he shuffles through them >who put down 36? >raise my hand slowly >what's ur name? >anon >well anon you that was a pretty stupid thing to do >says if I was one of his employees he'd fire me >says businesses want to hire ethical people >says I should have lied and said at least 75 >class, don't be like anon >mfw Why are college professors like this? I f------ hate this place

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$My friends like me as another person. No.902666700 07/15/23(Sat)21:44:28 Screenshot_2023 0716 011346.jpg JPG 30.4 KiB 465x393 >be me >guy >inside out, upside down. >part of a discord friend group, we have both fembots and guys there, both irl and online (I'm an irl friend). >have random urge to make a new account pretending to be a girl to infiltrate the group >use old account from 2019 to not be suspicious >Make a whole persona, but don't stray away from my usual personality, just give it dents to make it look girlish. >join my friends (public) community server where all my friends are in >Talk, have fun >ffw a month, i'm now part of the friend group, talk to myself even to make it convincing >I recently told them from my non acting account that I'm going for a vacation in a remote area with no wifi, all good. >Talk to them with other account more. >Today, I talked to them for 5 hours with the account. >Joined the vc and f----- around, didn't talk much to not blow my cover. > After a whole 5 hours of laughter, memes, etc. i realised something. >They like me better as this persona than : me. >I enjoyed this 5 hours more than I do in my usual account. What do I do \b\ros. I'm just honestly confused. I don't even feel betrayed, i just don't know what to do. 3 replies No.902666905 07/15/23(Sat)21:49:49 jfzJjb3mCyU.jpg JPG 116.5 KiB 564x564 >>902666700 (OP) >be me >bored >create girl account on dating app >hundreds matches every day >a lot of people message me, trying to please me >realize no one needs me as a male >remember females irl I knew >they had a lot of friends and lovers I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hoto voolf Photo woolf$

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