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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)15:04:25 No.74143611 >Met cute guy >We chat he seems very into me and I am into him >One night I have a wet dream about him, it's vivid so I tell him about it, thinking it'd be a funfact >Says something along the lines of "ahah funny" >He ghosted me after What happened? I thought men liked this kind of stuff. Am I really that autistic? I want to talk to him again.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 7/25/2023, 2:42:35 PM No.96759563 67 KB JPEG > be me > wagecuck > come home from work > backing my car into garage > parents close garage door remotely on my car > somehow my fault > mfw

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: Anonymous 193 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)22:35:45 No.74147939 >I'm a man so I'm not watching Barbie, even though everyone else is. Why are you losers always on the wrong side of things? Do you do it on purpose? : Anonymous >I MUST CONSOOOOOOOM NEW PRODUCT No thanks. I don't fall for cheap marketing tricks. Kill yourself. 07/24/23(Mon)22:37:09 No.74147953 : Anonymous I watched a 480p camrip of Barbie. It was ok. >>74149705 # 07/24/23(Mon)23:45:47 No.74148443 Anonymous >>74147939 (OP) # >You must follow this metrosexual leftist trend by consuming this product Jump off a bridge f----- 07/24/23 (Mon)23:48:57 No.74148466 : Anonymous >>74147939 (OP) # >>I'm a man so I'm not watching Barbie, My brother, are you retarded? Every man is watching barbie for the incel-god Ryan "literally me" Gosling. 07/24/23(Mon)23:50:11 No.74148478 Hes honestly the only reason anyone would watch this feminist propaganda piece.

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Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)23:10:43 No.860871920 6 KB JPG >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending on what I'm doing >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what I'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore

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: Anonymous 07/24/23(Mon)14:31:38 No.94906003 I won. i won.gif 947 KB GIF >CEO of X------ face right now

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: Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)19:50:16 No.645111180 best wife.png 448 KB PNG >playing koikatsu >make a character that looks like my little sister >mom walks into the room without knocking >tell her i'm playing the new sims game >she tells me to make a character that looks like her >make one then change the subject >mom died in a fiery car accident shortly after >still have that character card to this day >>645111324 # >>645111397 # >>645127259 # >>645148540 #

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PAWN Start PawnStarsLogo-1.jpg 151 KB JPG >Hi there. I've got something you might be interested in. This is a $20 dollar bill. My asking price for it is $50 >Let me call my buddy, he's an expert on $20 dollar bills >It's a genuine $20 dollar bill printed in 2017. Market value is $20 >If I buy this I'm taking on a lot of risk. Best I could do is $4

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Anonymous 166 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)21:28:23 No.71714030 >Literal twink f----- at the gym keeps staring and smiling at me >Tries to flirt with me when I ask him if he's using a machine >I give him a death stare and blatantly ignore him from there on everytime I see him It feels so good to be a normal, straight man, bros, especially in these times. 16 Replies / 6 Images Anonymous >>71714030 (OP) # View Thread 07/24/23(Mon)23:24:20 No.71714911 Yeah I hate f--- too OP. These f------ gays are

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 07/29/21(Thu)23:56:23 >"Hey, uhh, Buddha, what do you want on your pizza?" >"If you have to ask... then you don't know." No.18745934 >Buddha then shot a random guy in the face, just shot him in the f------ face and killed him, he's dead now, h-------- >The student was enlightened instantly Why are all buddhist stories like this? Are you supposed to actually be getting something from this or are they just trying to f--- with white people?

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/18/20(Wed)23:20:49 Be prepared guys, this is a true story N6.840387190 >be me >have qt girlfriend (I really have one) >she's a diagnosed autist >she's always amazed by me being able to give her the perfect gift every time she has birthday/it's Christmas... >truth is it's so f------ easy to question her what she wants and she doesn't realize that I'm doing it >she's absolutely not able to read my intentions when questioning, because autism >one or two weeks before birthday I'm literally asking stuff like "are there any new books/games you'd like to have" or "you told me about ... you liked so much, can you show me where you've seen it" >it's so easy to make her happy >I love her Also her mom gives me b------- on a daily basis

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Anonymous (ID: omJpzVE) 07/25/16(Mon)00:32:11 No.82523258 >be Chinese >wake up for work >elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half >use stairs instead >can't use car because the garage collapsed on it >barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole >narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child >finally make it to train station >escalator eats the guy in front of me > 10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train >train derails killing hundreds >crawl out of rubble and stumble to work >clock in at the oil refinery and light a c-------- >resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

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: Anonymous AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 07/24/23(Mon)16:28:11 No.435630464 >At a media conference ahead of Morocco's Women's World Cup opener against Germany, a reporter from the British news organization's World Service asked Ghizlane Chebbak: "In Morocco, it's illegal to have a gay relationship. Do you have any lesbian players in your squad and what's life like for them in Morocco? Do they yearn to love as free women?" 608 KB JPG BBC apologizes for reporter's "inappropriate' question to Morocco women's team captain By M TAR 25.35 KOT, AJUAY 24, 20 WA >The press conference moderator interjected, saying: "Sorry, this is a very political question, so we'll just stick to questions relating to football." >"No, it's not political," the journalist replied. "It's about people, it's got nothing to do with politics. Please let her answer the question." >A BBC spokesperson told CNN: "We recognise that the question was inappropriate. We had no intention to cause any harm or distress." Bongs are literally mentally ill. Anonymous → I hate Britain so much it's unreal 07/24/23(Mon)16:29:29 No.435630465- >>435630485 # >>435630494 # >>435630546 # >>435632758 # >>435633692 # >>435634452 # >>435634660 # >>435636656 # >>435637339 # >>435640506 # >>435642370 # >>435643325 # >>435644848 # Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)16:29:50 No.435630466 I hate Britain so much it's unreal >>435630485 # >>435630494 # >>435632534 # >>435632877 # >>435633692 # >>435633893 # >>435634660 # >>435635024 # >>435636656 # >>435639736 # >>435640506 # >>435643325 #

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File: img.png (113 KB, 430x330) SNUFFY >"ok here" >they ask for me to get another physical >"uhhh ok than" USMIL s--- be like Anonymous (ID: K1QqujQC 07/24/23 (Mon)17:43:52 No.435650530 >>435650918 >>435651018 >>435651366 >>435651492 >>435651562 >>435651724 >>435651919 >>435651961 >>435652033 >>435652128 >>435652428 >>435652441 >>435652623 >>435652957 >>435653025 >>435653034 >>435653254 >>435653310 >>435653945 >>435654276 >be me 20 something white guy >attempts to join US army for benefits and dream since highschool >gets to MEPS >gets denied for meds I had when I was 12 years old for a month >they ask for medical history >they make me wait for 3 months straight for a response >"f--- me" >finally gets back up to meps for medical examination to finish >literally pass flawlessly due to lifting since 9th grade >has a 81 in ASVABS >gets told I need to see a psychologist because of medication I didn't use for more than 4 months more than half a decade ago >"oh come on" >gets demanded that I need 3 letters of recommendation Meanwhile: >t----- cousin graduates highschool >gets a 44 on ASVABS >has a history of psychological issues and suicidal idealization >has already passed bootcamp since it skipped MEPs and all medical inquiries for free w-- happened to the military bros

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)15:04:25 No.74143611 >Met cute guy >We chat he seems very into me and I am into him >One night I have a wet dream about him, it's vivid so I tell him about it, thinking it'd be a funfact >Says something along the lines of "ahah funny" >He ghosted me after What happened? I thought men liked this kind of stuff. Am I really that autistic? I want to talk to him again.

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