: Anonymous Pointless i----- autist story 8 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)05:40:10 No.904655281 For years I told people I knew a story about fingering my sister until she peed. It's a funny but mostly pointless story that everyone got terribly embarrassed hearing. Many of them knew my sister too. One day I told a relative about it in front of my sister and she started screaming. Everyone got mad at me. That's how I learned that fingering means putting your finger in someone's vagina and not tickling someone. Remembering the numerous reactions people had hearing me tell that story is still the single richest source of embarrassment in my life. I cringe deeply almost every day before bed to an almost suicidal degree. In 2017 it got so bad that I tried to add multiple former colleagues on Facebook just to explain that that disturbing version was not what I meant, needless to say the vast majority either blocked me or did not accept the request, and the ones who did hear my explanation were embarrassed to hear it being explained. Most of those never replied and they probably didn't believe it.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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: Anonymous Pointless i----- autist story 8 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)05:40:10 No.904655281 For years I told people I knew a story about fingering my sister until she peed. It's a funny but mostly pointless story that everyone got terribly embarrassed hearing. Many of them knew my sister too. One day I told a relative about it in front of my sister and she started screaming. Everyone got mad at me. That's how I learned that fingering means putting your finger in someone's vagina and not tickling someone. Remembering the numerous reactions people had hearing me tell that story is still the single richest source of embarrassment in my life. I cringe deeply almost every day before bed to an almost suicidal degree. In 2017 it got so bad that I tried to add multiple former colleagues on Facebook just to explain that that disturbing version was not what I meant, needless to say the vast majority either blocked me or did not accept the request, and the ones who did hear my explanation were embarrassed to hear it being explained. Most of those never replied and they probably didn't believe it.

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