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>Be me, 18 years old >Invited to a work party Vietnamese supervisor had at her house >See she has a bunch of firewood laying around outside, ask her about it >Her first time living anywhere cold, she can't split the wood, not strong enough >Offer to do it for her, she even has a decent maul to 251 KB JPG use >She accepts, I take off my coat and go outside >December, cold at first but I warm up quick >Grandpa taught me how to split wood from an early age, blow through the cord of wood >Pumped, literal steam coming off from the heat >Go back inside, she comes flying over and rubs my arms while thanking me profusely >Says I must be exhausted, I can stay the night if I'm tired >I am literally autistic and clueless with women >Naturally I decline >Starts talking to me way more at work. Filipina supervisor does the same. Both asking me if I had a girlfriend, if I've ever dated an older woman, etc >This flies over my head. >Calls me a week later, says she has more wood, asks if I would come over to help her >Repeat process, love splitting wood, amazing pump >She's watching from the window the whole time >Cooks me dinner when I'm done, she says I'm exhausted and I should really stay the night this time >Lol it's 7pm and that was nothing, I'm fine. I leave >Filipina supervisor asks me to do anything vaguely physical at work, rubs my shoulders and arms. Takes me out to go buy some new jeans, says my pair wasn't flattering. Says I should date an older woman. >End up leaving to join the Army shortly after >Bump into the manager years later, he buys me a beer and then flat out asks why I didn't f--- either one of them >I stare at him blankly, I didn't realize they were into me >He looks at me with pity. I want to go back in time bros and beat the s--- out of younger me. I missed so many opportunities.

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>Be me, 18 years old >Invited to a work party Vietnamese supervisor had at her house >See she has a bunch of firewood laying around outside, ask her about it >Her first time living anywhere cold, she can't split the wood, not strong enough >Offer to do it for her, she even has a decent maul to 251 KB JPG use >She accepts, I take off my coat and go outside >December, cold at first but I warm up quick >Grandpa taught me how to split wood from an early age, blow through the cord of wood >Pumped, literal steam coming off from the heat >Go back inside, she comes flying over and rubs my arms while thanking me profusely >Says I must be exhausted, I can stay the night if I'm tired >I am literally autistic and clueless with women >Naturally I decline >Starts talking to me way more at work. Filipina supervisor does the same. Both asking me if I had a girlfriend, if I've ever dated an older woman, etc >This flies over my head. >Calls me a week later, says she has more wood, asks if I would come over to help her >Repeat process, love splitting wood, amazing pump >She's watching from the window the whole time >Cooks me dinner when I'm done, she says I'm exhausted and I should really stay the night this time >Lol it's 7pm and that was nothing, I'm fine. I leave >Filipina supervisor asks me to do anything vaguely physical at work, rubs my shoulders and arms. Takes me out to go buy some new jeans, says my pair wasn't flattering. Says I should date an older woman. >End up leaving to join the Army shortly after >Bump into the manager years later, he buys me a beer and then flat out asks why I didn't f--- either one of them >I stare at him blankly, I didn't realize they were into me >He looks at me with pity. I want to go back in time bros and beat the s--- out of younger me. I missed so many opportunities.

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