>Be me, 18 years old >Invited to a work party Vietnamese supervisor had at her house >See she has a bunch of firewood laying around outside, ask her about it >Her first time living anywhere cold, she can't split the wood, not strong enough >Offer to do it for her, she even has a decent maul to 251 KB JPG use >She accepts, I take off my coat and go outside >December, cold at first but I warm up quick >Grandpa taught me how to split wood from an early age, blow through the cord of wood >Pumped, literal steam coming off from the heat >Go back inside, she comes flying over and rubs my arms while thanking me profusely >Says I must be exhausted, I can stay the night if I'm tired >I am literally autistic and clueless with women >Naturally I decline >Starts talking to me way more at work. Filipina supervisor does the same. Both asking me if I had a girlfriend, if I've ever dated an older woman, etc >This flies over my head. >Calls me a week later, says she has more wood, asks if I would come over to help her >Repeat process, love splitting wood, amazing pump >She's watching from the window the whole time >Cooks me dinner when I'm done, she says I'm exhausted and I should really stay the night this time >Lol it's 7pm and that was nothing, I'm fine. I leave >Filipina supervisor asks me to do anything vaguely physical at work, rubs my shoulders and arms. Takes me out to go buy some new jeans, says my pair wasn't flattering. Says I should date an older woman. >End up leaving to join the Army shortly after >Bump into the manager years later, he buys me a beer and then flat out asks why I didn't f--- either one of them >I stare at him blankly, I didn't realize they were into me >He looks at me with pity. I want to go back in time bros and beat the s--- out of younger me. I missed so many opportunities.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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>Be me, 18 years old >Invited to a work party Vietnamese supervisor had at her house >See she has a bunch of firewood laying around outside, ask her about it >Her first time living anywhere cold, she can't split the wood, not strong enough >Offer to do it for her, she even has a decent maul to 251 KB JPG use >She accepts, I take off my coat and go outside >December, cold at first but I warm up quick >Grandpa taught me how to split wood from an early age, blow through the cord of wood >Pumped, literal steam coming off from the heat >Go back inside, she comes flying over and rubs my arms while thanking me profusely >Says I must be exhausted, I can stay the night if I'm tired >I am literally autistic and clueless with women >Naturally I decline >Starts talking to me way more at work. Filipina supervisor does the same. Both asking me if I had a girlfriend, if I've ever dated an older woman, etc >This flies over my head. >Calls me a week later, says she has more wood, asks if I would come over to help her >Repeat process, love splitting wood, amazing pump >She's watching from the window the whole time >Cooks me dinner when I'm done, she says I'm exhausted and I should really stay the night this time >Lol it's 7pm and that was nothing, I'm fine. I leave >Filipina supervisor asks me to do anything vaguely physical at work, rubs my shoulders and arms. Takes me out to go buy some new jeans, says my pair wasn't flattering. Says I should date an older woman. >End up leaving to join the Army shortly after >Bump into the manager years later, he buys me a beer and then flat out asks why I didn't f--- either one of them >I stare at him blankly, I didn't realize they were into me >He looks at me with pity. I want to go back in time bros and beat the s--- out of younger me. I missed so many opportunities.

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