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WHENEVER IGET A PACKAGE OF PLAIN M&MS, I NAKEIT MY DUTY TO CONTINUE THE STRENGTH AND ROBUSTHESS OFTHE CANDY AS A SPECIES TO THISENDIOLD N&M DUELS. TAKING TWO CANDIES BETWEEN MY THUMB AND FOREFINGER,I AFPLY PRESSURE SQUEEZIHG THEMTOGETHER UNTIL OHE OF THEM CRACKS AND SPLINTERS, THAT IS THE "LOSER. ANDIEATTHE INFERIOR ONE IMMEDIATELY THE WINNER GETS TO GO AHOTHER ROUND.I HAVE FOUND THAT IN GENERAL, THE BROWN AND RED MaMS ARE TOUGHER AND THE NEWER BLUE ONES ARE GENETICALLY INFERICR.I HAVE THESIZED THAT THE BLUE MIS AS A RAC[ CANNOT SURVIVE LONG IN TEE ETENSE THEATRE OF COMPETITION THAT IS THE MODERN CANDY AND SHACK-FOOD WORLD. OCCASIONALLYI WILL GETA MUTATION A CANDY THATIS MISSHAPEN CR PCINTIER OR FLATTER THAN THEREST.ALMOST IMVARIABLY THIS PROVES TO BEA WEAKNESS BUT ON VERY RARE OCCASIONS IT GIVES THE CANDY EXTEA STRENGTH. IN THIS WAY, THE SPECIES CONTINLES TO ADAPT TO ITS EHVIRONMENT WHEN IREACH THE END OF THE PACK,IAM LEFT WITH ONE M&M, THE STRONGEST OF THE HERD SINCE IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE TO EAT THIS ONE AS WELL I PACK IT MEATLY IN AN ENVELOPE AND SEND IT TO M&N MARS.A DIVISION OF MARS INC HACKETTSTOWNNI 17840-1503 U.SA,ALONG WITHA 3K5 CARD READIENG, TPLEASE USETHIS M&M FOR BREEDING PURPOSES. THIS WEEK THEY WBOTE BACK TO THANK ME AND SENT ME A COUPON FORA FREE 1/2 POUND BAG OF PLAIN NsMS.I CONSIDER THIS CRANT MONEY. I AVE SET ASIDE THE WEEKEND FOR A GRAND TOURNAMENT FROM A FIELD OF HUNDREDS, WE WILL DISCOVER THE TEUE CHAMFION. S---- uickmeme.com

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