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Article Talk Read Edit View history Search WIKIPEDIA Austin Blockade The Free Encyclopedia From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Z Main page Contents Featured content Current events X Random article Donate to Wikipedia Wikimedia Shop The Austin blockade (24 June 2013-12 May 2014) was one of the first major international crises of the Dumfuckistan War. During the era following the reelection of President Barrack Obama, the "Free State of Texas seceded from the United States. Texas' capital city, Austin, TX, quickly seceded from the now-former State of Texas, choosing to remain with the US. In retaliation, Texan militia forces blocked the Austin's railway, road and waterway access to the United States. Their aim was to force the Austin to capitulate and rejoin the secessionists. In response, the United States organized the Austin airlift to carry supplies to the people in Austin.112 The United States Air Force flew over 200,000 flights in one year, providing up to 4,700 tonnes of daily necessities such as fuel and food to the Austonians3 Help About Wikipedia Community portal R Recent changes Contact Wikipedia By the spring of 2013, the effort was clearly succeeding and, by April, the airlift was delivering more cargo than had AC-130 takes off from Kirtland AFB to deliver previously been transported into the city by rail. The success of the Austin Airlift brought embarrassment to the Texans who had refused to believe it could make a difference. The blockade was lifted in May 2014 and resulted in the creation of two separate Texas states.3 The Federal Republic of Texas("Dumb" Texas) and the State of Texas (Austin) split up the former State.3] In remembrance of the airlift, the airport in the former capital city was declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 2017 supplies to Austin ▼ Toolbox Contents [hide] gloo I (launch) J What links here K Related changes User contributions 1 Post-Election division of Texas 1.1 Texas secession on petitions.whitehouse.gov 1.2 The Redneck zone and the US's rights of access to Austin 1.3 The focus on Austin and the elections of 2012 E-mail this user U Upload file Q Special pages Permanent link Page information 2 Political division 2.1 The Bernie Sanders Plan 3 Military Action 3.1 Retaliation and the "5 hour war 3.2 Texas reduced to radioactive glass

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