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□ Anonymous 10/02/11 (Sun)14:30:19 No.356340711 >In Kindergarten >See girl I like >Lay down beside her at naptime >l kiss her neck >Next day >Lay down beside her again >Kiss her on the lips >Slide my hands up a shirt >Fall asleep >Next day >Lay down again, but on the same mat sTake off her skirt and put my d--- in her ass >Use her blood for lube >Take my d--- out and c-- in her mouth >She cries and says she never wants to see me again >Tells her parents Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

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□ Anonymous 10/02/11 (Sun)14:30:19 No.356340711 >In Kindergarten >See girl I like >Lay down beside her at naptime >l kiss her neck >Next day >Lay down beside her again >Kiss her on the lips >Slide my hands up a shirt >Fall asleep >Next day >Lay down again, but on the same mat sTake off her skirt and put my d--- in her ass >Use her blood for lube >Take my d--- out and c-- in her mouth >She cries and says she never wants to see me again >Tells her parents Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

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