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□ Anonymous 10/02/11 (Sun)14:30:19 No.356340711 >In Kindergarten >See girl I like >Lay down beside her at naptime >l kiss her neck >Next day >Lay down beside her again >Kiss her on the lips >Slide my hands up a shirt >Fall asleep >Next day >Lay down again, but on the same mat sTake off her skirt and put my d--- in her ass >Use her blood for lube >Take my d--- out and c-- in her mouth >She cries and says she never wants to see me again >Tells her parents Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

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5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face
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Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay
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