Oh my god, I was like 4 when I first got lost at Ikea. Scariest day of my whole fucking life. Do you even know what it's like to be a little kid, stuck in a store the size of the white house and everywhere you look it's like an abstract painting that fucks with your mind more and more the longer you stare at it? Do have any idea how many people fucking die in Ikea every day!?

Ikea employees are just customers that got so lost that they learned to live off of the land.