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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?
DIAMOND IS LIKE THE HARDEST ROCK EVER!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOHLS SCALE IS? IT TELLS YOU HOW HARD A ROCK IS ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN. YOU KNOW LEVEL DIAMOND IS? TEN!!! IT'S LITERALLY AT THE TOP OF THE SCALE. IT'S THE HARDEST FUCKING MATERIAL IN THIS PUNY LITTLE PLANET!!! THEY ARE CREATED OVER 150 KM UNDERNEATH THE SURFACE AND ARE THEN PUSHED UP TO THE SURFACE VIA VOLCANOES. YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES?!? OVER A BILLION YEARS!!!! ALL DIAMONDS ARE OVER A BILLION YEARS OLD!!!! DON'T COME AND TELL ME THAT DIAMONDS AREN'T FUCKING AMAZING!!!

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