Tumblr - Why her face gotta be white

Well you see, white people are the source of all the worlds woes. It all started THOUSANDS of years ago, when Megatron, Darth Vader, Skeletor and Mumm-Ra teamed up to create an evil organisation called 'The Patriarchy' which exists solely to be mean to women, fat people and non-white folks.

Her face should've been that really orangy color you can get when you fake tan.