Sometimes I don't know if these types of people are really that stupid, or are knowingly telling bullshit to make their "cause" seem more legit.

Say hello to Tubby Custard. It, along with Tubby Toast is what is consumed by these poor creatures.

Basically, it is liquefied red matter that is squeezed through a strainer into a fine goo. No one is really sure what comprises the custard. And the machine that makes the substance is clearly unregulated, as the output of the product varies wildly. It has also been documented to cause illness and distress if consumed in large doses.

But hey, it looks delicious, right?

High five, grassy meadow!