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You don't have to do this." Ladies, you've cleaned every inch of me." "Whoa, I- "I was wrong." SWI ofli THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, "feet" is a euphemism for genitals so if you ever see "washing feet" in the bible, it, uh. yeah (source is my old bible class textbook which i don't have on me anymore:() H-------- WHAT I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE 'FEET' OF A LADY PROS TITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW JESUS CHRIST JESUS YOU NASTY NE THAT HASHTAG I"m_ WHAT IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW JESUS BATHES ALL HIS DISCIPLES 'FEET' AT THE LAST SUPPER?

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