Notes:

go, lord megacat, crush thee fools who believe they can conquer the internet, take our offer and empower us with the four great lulz:
let longcat steal the attention from them, let grumpycat consume them in hate
let nyancat drown them in rainbows, let ceiling cat unveil their darkest secrets
let the demicats of LOL flood the biased
AND LET THE CHEEZBURGER BE GIVEN TO THE BASED
nothing can beat you, cats of the internet
Not
Even
Doom
Music
!!