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Or you've got a limited wardrobe…

Honestly, I'm awful at buying new clothes. As in, I don't really do it. The few shirts I've got in my typical rotation are so damn old, and my pants are from a time I had more of a waist, because I was a chunky bastard once, so I've relied on a tattered belt just to keep them from being around my ankles…

That's only for Saturday nights… cough