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It's actually an evolutionary trait that lava has gained over thousands of years. Giving itself pleasant appearances to entice its prey toward it, luring it into a trap.

And with no known natural predators, the population of lava can only grow.

Is it wrong that in the distant future I want HARMLESS lava baths to be a thing?
It looks so… soft…
DAMMIT TROLLANORT REMEMBER THAT SHIT WILL MELT YOUR ASS IN 0.05 SECONDS