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KYM Pony General VI: Return of the Poni
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My name is Alex Advancer. I'm the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, fabulous, an advance… I am all of these things.
I am a huge advance, please rape my advance.
Before I read the last page of this thread, I truthfully had no idea Advance had gotten banned again because there are so many people with similar names it's hard to tell.
Guise, I just took a few hours to learn how to edit a GIF in GIMP.
Is this still a thing?
Am I late?
Guise, I want to be part of the group.
Guise?
Oh god. Rarity everywhere. Everywhere.
UnKewln00b wrote:
If they actually did this to KYM for even a half hour I would probably smirk…while the rest of KYM rages "WHY IS THAT GAY PONY EVERYWHERE?!"
now thats a nice idea for a april fools prank
This is why we've needed Tabitha to get a Twitter for so long:
DeadParrot222 wrote:
This is why we've needed Tabitha to get a Twitter for so long:
Why are these people so awesome?
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
I really am having too much fun with this.
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
Oh we need a family photo.. Also you forgot this guy and can we count "ness on a bike"?
Twilitlord wrote:
@Jackvance:
You can’t hold off just a little longer? Advance said he’d start one when he gets back in three or four hours, and he said that two or three hours ago.While the issue is behind us, I must remind you that some of us have better things to do than watching hours of poni starting at midnight, like sleeping so they're awake for 9:30 classes. Speaking of which…
EDIT: However, first…
There's still some room on there somewhere.
My ship has room for all. The larger Joe's harem of Advances, the smoother this ship sails.
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
You were right to leave me off the list. I honestly don't care.
So you can edit your About section even you have been banned..
It is weird to talk in this way.. (I also added second part)
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
I can't believe you forgot me… How could you?
I'm support Advance too. I just didn't changed my name 'cus… Too lazy…
It's true that Hasbro is going after MLP tumblrs?
Evan Hechenbach wrote:
Alright, let me count all those in support of Advance.
Mr. Scratch, Verbose, Jackal Lantern, RandomMan, Infinite Source, Twins, unraveler, Joe Amethyst, Free Cake, Fifths, Blue Screen, Twilitlord, CrazyC, Stunthead, CitationNeeded, BulletproofBrony, Uncle Scrooge MapDuck, Alex Mercer, Krupam the Myrtanian, M48 Patton, SweetAndDelicious, Felix Walken, Iamslow, Insouciant Insect, kewln00b, Serious Business, Daruqe…
Am I forgetting anyone?
In four days I'll have been on KYM for an entire year and you forgot me?
Goddamn… Now I'm on a Kyrospawn spree…
Wait… that means I get even more Rarity today. No complaints about that, really.
Anyways, I'm kinda anxious for the season finale, just so I can find out if I should go ahead and commit Sudoku or not. I'm gonna try to avoid spoilers, still (hint hint, you motherfuckers), but the wait is killing me. Especially since I won't see it until Sunday because stuff and things.
ExudesAffluence
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>mfw copyright law is still a thing
>no seriously
>fuck this
>I'm fucking done
Anyways, didn't we decide to host a second synchtube today? Join if you want to.
Fifths wrote:
I really am having too much fun with this.
If Advance is the messiah, who are his twelve apostles?
Moreover, can those twelve be his jury?
Apparently the song from the finale was leaked on the internets….I want to listen to it like I did with Smile (Like Smile it's audio only) but I'm trying to stop myself from spoilers.
You guys should be proud of me though, I listened to 20 seconds of it and turned it off in fear of the spoilers….Clicks on link once again
I'm here to party hard and receive tons of karma. And I'm all out of partying.
Oh wait, no I'm not. Rarity, away!
24 years on this god forsaken world and I haven't done anything productive. Meh.
>Had a headache
>Decide to take a nap
>Wake up
>Refresh deviantArt
> 495 Feedback messages?!
What in the…?
>mfw I check EQD
Holy crap!
Wasn't expecting that!
…
…
…
omg guise ur doing art without meeeeeeeeee
Ooh, is that a EQD feature I see? What's that, twice now? Deadparrot222 is just too pro. Not bad for the guy who apparently couldn't draw a circle (yeah I went there).
Anyways off to a party.
@Deadparrot
Congratulations you glorious bastard!
@Twins
Technically yes, my second time on EQD, though the first one for 'art.'
Luckily I don't have to be able to draw a circle when computers can do it for me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(That was pretty much the most surprising part about it. I can't draw worth crap so getting on EQD in any visual medium was so outside what I thought was possible that I wasn't even considering it.)
@Brohoof person
So many freaking Rarities!
Thank you, semi-anonymous person who I'm sure is a regular here but is currently unidentifiable because of the massive swarm of indistinguishable Rarity avatars and name changes!
Serious Business wrote:
Guise, I just took a few hours to learn how to edit a GIF in GIMP.
Is this still a thing?
Am I late?
Guise, I want to be part of the group.Guise?
I know that feel.
I. Know. That. Feel.
ExudesAffluence
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@DeadParrot
Well done, well done indeed. 'tis always a pleasure to see my fellow KYMite achieve fame. I shall just leave you alone to your success, then.
Grumbles something about voice actors and being terrible at coming up with ideas
DeadParrot222 wrote:
@Twins
Technically yes, my second time on EQD, though the first one for 'art.'
Luckily I don't have to be able to draw a circle when computers can do it for me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(That was pretty much the most surprising part about it. I can't draw worth crap so getting on EQD in any visual medium was so outside what I thought was possible that I wasn't even considering it.)@Brohoof person
So many freaking Rarities!
Thank you, semi-anonymous person who I'm sure is a regular here but is currently unidentifiable because of the massive swarm of indistinguishable Rarity avatars and name changes!
Okay, I guess I can understand you missing Rainbow Dash in the avatar, and maybe I can understand you overlooking the signature overuse of profanity, but how do you look at the name and not see it? Seriously, YOU'RE A MATH MAJOR!
"1, 2, 3 4…advance one more"
What comes when you advance one more after four?
UnKewln00b wrote:
Apparently the song from the finale was leaked on the internets….I want to listen to it like I did with Smile (Like Smile it's audio only) but I'm trying to stop myself from spoilers.
You guys should be proud of me though, I listened to 20 seconds of it and turned it off in fear of the spoilers….Clicks on link once again
Okay, the song is making it hard to figure out what is going on… I'll just dig up my spoiler tag so I can discuss it without spoiling it for you.
I'm not sure what's going on… It sounds like either more than just the cutie mark got switched, or somehow less got switched than we expected to the point that although the cutie marks may be switched, their talent may not be switched.
Or both… We can always claim both.
Problem is it's a bit hard to figure out exactly how its going down without any visuals to go on. For all I know, It's bodies and minds switched, but not talents or cutie marks.
There's a few crazy theories in there I could go for, but The only one that's necessary to mention is that One mutant offshoot idea was that Twilight was always a princess hidden inside a regular Unicorn.
…Too Crazy? Probably. But I'm still saying in case it turns out I end up calling it.
Iamslow
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Excellent, excellent. Our numbers are growing! Our fancy hats will blot out the sun!
@people still resisting our advances
@deadparrot
Congrats and goddamn, that's cute.
bioniclebrony?
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BulletproofBrony, Not Dead Melia wrote:
If Advance is the messiah, who are his twelve apostles?
Moreover, can those twelve be his jury?
Does that mean Verbose is Judas?
ULTRA SPOILER!!!!
And yes, it is legit. There was an event where they aired the entire episode. Same with the wedding last season.
Fifths wrote:
Okay, I guess I can understand you missing Rainbow Dash in the avatar, and maybe I can understand you overlooking the signature overuse of profanity, but how do you look at the name and not see it? Seriously, YOU'RE A MATH MAJOR!
"1, 2, 3 4…advance one more"
What comes when you advance one more after four?
You've gone over to the Rarity side!
I can't trust anything you say!
@More Spoilers
M.A. Larson put it best:
Seriously, with the rate of spoileriness that we are seeing, who's going to need to watch the actual episode?!
(I'm skipping watching that song. I can hold out until Saturday.)
You know what I just realized with Keep Calm and Flutter On? I know why Discord became good all of the sudden…it's because he was friends with Fluttershy!
If you were friends with Fluttershy and she told you she wasn't your friend anymore you would change as fast as you can wouldn't you? Who would want to lose Fluttershy as a friend?
>Didn't go online yesterday because I hadn't seen the latest episode yet.
>Watched it last night.
>Went online today, expecting some sort of discussion about it.
>SPOILLLERRRSSS!!!!!!
…And lots of Rarity, apparently. So, I figure something like this is appropriate:
Yep, looks like we're reaching critical mass for spoilers here. But, as tempting as it is to listen to the leaked song beforehand (like I did with Smile Smile Smile), I think I'm gonna wait this time. Even so, it looks like I'm going to need a rock to hide under for the next little while…
Rarity and spoilers everywhere. TO SANCTUARY!
READY THE CANNED FOODS AND VIDEO GAMES, SMARTY PANTS, WE'RE GOING FULL LOCKDOWN.
I don't know why I'm still playing this My Little Pony game for my Android. Meh I guess it's just a timekiller, I also bought 700 gems for $25 so now I can get best pony Rainbow Dash.
Also while I was at work I finally realized why I really didn't care for Fighting is Magic. One of my co-workers was talking about it (yeah I know, I just found out I have a brony as a co-worker…and possibly a few others since he was talking about it to quite a few people unless he's one of the bronies that just talks about the show no matter where he goes and doesn't give a fuck about who listens) and was talking about how it was kickass to see Fluttershy beating all the other ponies (I guess it was from the fluttershy video….Like I said I really never cared for the game so I never really watched any of these gameplay videos since about the beginning) and it made me realize…The game kinda goes against the show if you know what I mean. I guess some people can get past that but in my mind it never felt right watching a show about friendship being used as a jumping off point for a fighting game where said friends beat the ever loving shit out of eachother…..and I'm the guy that laughs maniacally while playing Grand Theft Auto or Mortal Kombat….maybe it's because those games aren't based off of a cartoon about friendship.
Inb4 "THAT'S NOT RARITY!!!"
UnKewln00b wrote:
I don't know why I'm still playing this My Little Pony game for my Android. Meh I guess it's just a timekiller, I also bought 700 gems for $25 so now I can get
best ponyRainbow Dash.Also while I was at work I finally realized why I really didn't care for Fighting is Magic. One of my co-workers was talking about it (yeah I know, I just found out I have a brony as a co-worker…and possibly a few others since he was talking about it to quite a few people unless he's one of the bronies that just talks about the show no matter where he goes and doesn't give a fuck about who listens) and was talking about how it was kickass to see Fluttershy beating all the other ponies (I guess it was from the fluttershy video….Like I said I really never cared for the game so I never really watched any of these gameplay videos since about the beginning) and it made me realize…The game kinda goes against the show if you know what I mean. I guess some people can get past that but in my mind it never felt right watching a show about friendship being used as a jumping off point for a fighting game where said friends beat the ever loving shit out of eachother…..and I'm the guy that laughs maniacally while playing Grand Theft Auto or Mortal Kombat….maybe it's because those games aren't based off of a cartoon about friendship.
Inb4 "THAT'S NOT RARITY!!!"
It took you that long to notice the irony? I thought that was part of the reason the game was so popular. I personally wasn't interested in Fighting is Magic because I'm just not a big fan of fighting games, so I can't be sure what the intended appeal of the game is.