Hey guys, my neighborhood got hit by a fucking tornado.
It only lasted like 10 minutes and a beautiful sunny day came out to shine over the destruction afterwards. I went on a walk, and the part of me that rejoices in bedlam and chaos (I.E. most of it) was just getting off. Ancient old trees were uprooted and laid across streets or crashed into houses. Power cables were fucking everywhere, threatening to electrocute all the brain-dead suburbanites gawking at them. Roads were sectioned off and the sidewalks were torn up.
It was just gorgeous, truly a work of art. One of the best walks I’ve had in a long time. Unfortunately, the power to the entire town has kind of been turned off, and it looks like it might be awhile until they get around to fixing it. No power means no computer, no computer means no internet, no internet means no pony. Ya…that kind of put a damper on my destructiongasm.
I’ve just about used the last of my battery to type this message, and I might be gone for awhile. So ya, everyone behave yourselves while I’m wandering the suburban wasteland in search of food, shelter, and pony.