What Is 'Dracula Flow'? The Viral Videos, Copypasta And Memes Featuring A Freestyling Vampire Explained

What's become known as Dracula Flow is a series of viral videos that center on a low-cost cosplay version of the famous vampire, freestyle rapping with no beat.

The strange character is quickly becoming a meme rap legend as his Detroit style lyrics are becoming viable copypastas. Who is this man, however, and where did he come from? In fact, some people are speculating that it's Joji behind this viral scheme.

Curious about the "Dracula flow" videos and what the story is behind them? Let's explain.

What Are The 'Dracula Flow' Videos?

Originally posted to YouTube in April, May and July of this year, "Dracula flow," "Dracula flow 2" and "Dracula flow 3" are an obtuse amalgamation of rap and vampire signifiers. They all show one older gentleman in a Dracula costume reciting rambling lyrics into thin air.

The camera is close to his face with the flash on, making the videos read as uncanny. In the background of some of the videos, the viewer can hear others laughing after certain bars. Posted by the channel PLUMMCORP RECORDS, the so-called "record label" and "clothing brand" seems to be run by much younger influencers.

What Is The 'Dracula Flow' Copypasta?

Due to the word-based nature of all three videos, they've each gained status as copypastas, in that, people are copying and pasting the lyrics across social media. For those in on the joke, seeing the copypastas in the wild are hilarious.

Despite being able to recognize their origin, many don't have the full set of words that make up each video. Here's all three for your use:

"Dracula Flow" Copypasta

We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha, this shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We smokin' Runtz. Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run. I had to do it to them, snipe! I went Judge Judy on that pussy, snipe! I'm not loyal to anybody. I'mma demon. I have no loyalty for anyone—never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha! This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. My money longer than James Cameron. On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood. You see it? I really did this. I'm really him. Flipped a whole brick into an empire. Stop playing with me. I have no sympathy. I live for this shit. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm nice wit' it, haha! My money long. My pockets deep. No pocket watchin' in these parts. We straight gassin', cuttin', straight to the bricks. Chanel optics got me seein' shit.

"Dracula Flow 2" Copypasta

That pussy better stank, otherwise, I don't want it. Popped a Perc 30 got straight to fuckin'. That pussy dulce. Smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk. I see God. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes. Yeah we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien, shish kebab, cordycep money. I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck. Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head Runtz. She suck me like a cordless, Dyson V8. I'm in the k-hole lickin' balloon knot. When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Chanel optics got me seein' shit. I need fentanyl, slime! I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean! I smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets. Y'all can't fuck with me. I'm him. I been him. I will continue to be him. Yellow rubies glistenin' like piss. Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon. My tummy feel crazy. That coochie yummy, slime. The coochie doin' it for me, slime. They thought they could stop the demon. I'm back. The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud-seatin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm getting too much money. Ass so fat. I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime! Can you remind me who I am? Get the President on the phone now! I fronted him a brick! I need my money! Hello? Blac Chyna?

"Dracula Flow 3" Copypasta

I’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a shit. I’ll fuckin' kill you. Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps. I’m movin' like French Montana. Heh? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom, bitch! Open up! Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead. He look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit! Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm movin' like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. This shit ain't nothin' to me you stupid piece a shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a shit. My bitch look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a shit.

Who Made The 'Dracula Flow' Videos?

The channel PLUMMCORP RECORDS which uploaded the videos across YouTube, TikTok and Instagram is allegedly run by none other than George Miller, aka Joji, Filthy Frank and Pink Guy, among other "2016 era YouTube" characters.

In accordance with posts in Joji's subreddit, /r/PinkOmega, fans are saying that he's been shouting out PLUMMCORP RECORDS in the intermissions of his recent concerts. It's imagined to be his unserious creative outlet nowadays.

Ever since Miller pivoted full-time to pop singing, he's abandoned his original comedy roots. "Dracula flow" might be his official relapse into the obscure YouTube scene. We sure hope so. I think everyone misses Filthy Frank.

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For the full history of Dracula flow, be sure to check out our entry on the meme here for even more information.