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You get Mr. Gold (Rumpelstiltskin) from Once Upon A Time.

I wish I had a bottle of Dr Pepper right now.

Granted; it tastes old and the carbonation is gone.

I wish for something sweet.

Granted. You get a sign that says "Something Sweet"

I wish I was steamed, and served on a side of melted butter.

You are transported to a sauna where a massive orgy with dominatrix food fetishists is going on…but there's no sexy women. Only senior obese men

I wish I could be bothered to get up and cook dinner right now. Getting hungry

Granted, but now you literally can't stop cooking, and everything you make is absolute tripe.
I wish for perfectly made key lime pies to start raining from the sky, and even more intensely in developing nations.

granted but the key lime pies contain poisons

i wish for an doller

Granted; it bursts into flames.
I wish for a skeleton to pop out.

Granted. It kills you.
I wish for an exact clone of myself (no evil clone)

Granted, you are killed for being evil.
I wish for a Die Hard battery.

The Die Hard battery has a ton of sequels with uncreative names.
I wish that everyone on DA was required to be older than 13.

granted but old people now make commissions and drawings

i wish for an lasor

Granted, but someone pulls out a mirror and you get hit instead.

I wish for the power of teleportation.

Granted; you can only teleport a short distance and it takes more effort than actual walking.

I wish for ice cream.

I wish for Chris-chan to grow some bualls.

He grows some, but then gets kicked in the testes by Chuck Norris, so they no longer exist…

I wish for some CHOCHOLAAAAATE

CHOCOLATE RAAAAIIN

I wish for a Nintendo 3DS.

You get a Nintendo 3DS, but the charger inserter breaks, and it costs $750 dollars to replace, so you only had two days of gameplay on the 3DS. You didn't pay for warrenty.

I wish I had my own yacht that is unable to sink.

Granted, it catches fire.

I wish for a hug.

Granted, you get hugged by a grizzly bear.

I wish I had my own video game series.

Granted, it's a failure, causing unsold copies to be buried.

I wish the KYM wiki was actually constructive.

Granted, But then the wiki gets shut down by the feds

I wish for 20 dollars.

Granted, But then the wiki gets shut down by the feds

I wish for 20 dollars.

Granted, but you're forced to spend that $20 at a Thrift Shop

I wish for snow.

Have fun!

I wish for some toast. Buttered toast

The toast was burnt.

I wish I could be good at the violin.

Whenever you play the violin, you turn into a guy named "Good".
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I wish I found the bouncy ball I lost.

Granted, it's now in your stomach.

I wish I had a copy of the necronomicon.

Granted. It's a textbook.
I wish I could cum inside rainbow dash.

Granted, you one-pump-chump; everything that can go bad sexually does, except for pregnancy.

I wish for a roll of duct tape.

I appears hundreds of feet above you in the sky, and it drops down on your head and breaks your skull.

I wish I could travel with The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Granted. Genderbent and isn't a time lord.
I want to be the universe without having to explode or deal with everyone's problems.

Granted; you go insane from loneliness.

I wish u mom com home and make teh spagheti

Granted. She goes but gets lost in the way and cooks teh spaghetti to some user else.

I want to be an amazing film director.

Granted. All your films open against highly anticipated, big budget blockbusters; yours make no money and you are constantly robbed of the accolades you rightfully deserve.
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Also hipsters hate them.

I wish for a new belt.

Granted. You are now in the ring with Silva

…you need to beat him to get it.

I wish for Half Life Episode 3

Granted, the disk is scratched and unreadable.

I wish for a bicycle…

Granted. It has no wheels.

I wish for Dark Souls 2.

Granted. It's made by WildgameStudios and Published by EA with pisstons of scams and freemium
I wish for Gabe Newell's genius.

>go insane from the loneliness
>is the universe
>litterally billions of galaxies, stars, nebulas, suns, and other galactic formations around me

Granted. You get Gabe Newell's superb game making skills, but your company gets bought out by EA.
I wish for my jar of strawberry jelly to open right now.

What if I just deny it because fuck EA?
It opens, but it's filled with my semen.
I wish for EA to die.

Granted. EA dies but their legacy keeps until the end of the days. Now all the games has microtransactions.

I wish for more Kill la Kill episodes.

Granted. They all suck ass.
I want everything EA has done to instantly vanish from the world. EVERYTHING. Even their legacy.

Granted…but then there's this one guy who loves them a bit too much left.

I wish for him to die a painful death.

Granted, but now you carry the last legacy of EA.

I wish we can stop talking about EA.

Granted, we are now talking about [insert video game company here]

I wish for an infinite supply of bacon.

Granted, the bacon is old, rotten, smelly, out of date, covered in demon shit, and is made of kebab
I wish we can get back on topic of EA.

Sadly, granted. Now EA is our favorite videogame company and we all die

I wish bananas.

Granted.
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Happy now? ninja'ed
Granted, its rotten.

I wish pc fags would stop blabbering about PCs being better than consoles. inb4 downvotes

Granted. PC fags become the new master race.

I wish Super Robo Jesus confirmed.