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Granted, it always spas out.

I wish there was no user below me.
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Granted, you will now be eternally ninja'd on any forum topic ever created.

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I wish I could get my R9 270X to work properly.

Granted, but your microwave, blender, household lights, television, roomba vacuum, and backwarming reclining chair all break down.

PSST! you're supposed to make a wish…

Damn it, I wish I would have done that earlier.

You are kicked straight to the beginning of time in order to do so. Now how will you get back?

I wish it would snow. (We haven't gotten snow in my neck of the woods.)

Granted, it's too damned much.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, you get bad sandwiches instead of good one.
I wish for froslass irl

Granted. You find a hair in it.
I wish that the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian.

Granted, He dies eating a poisoned Tofu curd
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I wish I could make money from purchases of my upcoming independently made game, alongside partnership money from YouTube on top of money from subscribers from Twitch.tv

Granted; it's 1/64th of a pittance.

I wish for a British accent.

Granted, you become Nigel Thornberry.
I wish for invincibility.

Granted, but you died
I wish for KYM to be more creative.

Smashing!

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Granted, you don't like the new, more creative KYM.

I wish for a sword.

Granted, but the sword can only cut you and you alone.

I wish I knew Cryptography.

Granted, you get extremely efficient cryptography skills, but the government captures you and forces you to decrypt extremely hard codes.

I wish i always remember i have to make a wish.

Granted, you forget how to corrupt.

I wish for a pet turtle.

Granted.

have fun

I wish for bacon.

Wish granted

I wish that Russia would invade China for some reason.

Garanted,Russia will invade China,a imaginary battle
I wish the characters from My Little Pony become real

Granted,Russia will invade China,a imaginary battle
I wish the characters from My Little Pony become real

sorry, I wrote "Garanted"not "Granted"

G a ranted,

They look like normal ponies.

I wish for a M1 Garand.

Granted, it's the murder weapon in an ongoing investigation.

I wish for comfortable chair.

Granted, it's so soft, you can't even sit on it. All you can do is try to sit on it and sink in the sea of comfyness.

I wish my corruptions made sense.

Granted,your corruptions make sense,but not when you're on a forum

Granted,your corruptions make sense,but not when you're on a forum
I wish I could type faster

Granted, you type too fast, your keyboard can't keep up and melts.

I wish for a warm blanket.

Granted, too bad a major heatwave hits your neighborhood, forcing you to abandon it in you search for coolness.

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I wish I had a new power supply for my PC so I can use my awesome graphics card.

Granted, but the card's drivers get corrupted.

I wish I had some other arcade DDR mixes than Extreme or SuperNova around me.

Granted, but they're all extremely hard to do unless you have more than 2 legs.

I wish my pool was on fire.

Granted, but so is your house.

I wish for my own line of action figures.

Wish granted.
All of the action figures are Cobra Battle Android Troopers that break extremely easily.
I wish that the next wish after me won't corrupt.

Granted, but then you get crucified for your selfless good deeds.
I wish people can love whoever they want to without judgement.

Granted, assholes still get more dates than you.

I wish for a side order of onion rings.

Wish granted
You get

I wish for Dupstep.

granted,you have dubstep,but the dubstep will sound like the sound of a fart
I wish that i could eat the most tasty burger in the world

Granted, incidentally a close (family member/friend) has mysteriously disappeared.

I wish for pudding.

Granted, it's alive and screams as you eat it.

I wish Nintendo would make a new IP.

Granted, it's worse than the old one.

I wish for pretzels.

Granted,you have pretzels that can bite everytime you try to eat
I wish for eggs

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish for bacon.

Granted, it's soy.

I wish for a baked potato.

You get a stoned Sontaran.

He isn't smashed enough to not be able to blow you up.
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Granted. However, you have also developed obsessive compulsive disorder and one of your toes on your left foot isn't webbed. Enjoy.

I wish for all of the cakes.

Granted. But when you aren't looking Lex Luthor steals 40 cakes.

I wish for a sweater.

Granted,but your sweater will disappear everytime someone looks to you

I wish for upvotes

Granted,but everyone accidentally hit the downvote button.

I wish for it to be Friday already.

Granted, time becomes so fast.

I wish for full boner control.